Gandalf: It's day thirty-two of the journey to Mordor and-
Merry and Frodo in the background, to the tune of The Final Countdown: IT'S THE FELLOWSHIP BREAKDOWN!!!
Pippin: *off key kazoo playing*
Gandalf: -I'm losing my entire mind.
Merry: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Sam. Frodo: *looking lovingly at Sam across the room* Frodo: I don't have feelings for Sam. Merry: Frodo, you are nowhere near my eyes.
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Gandalf: A wizard is never late Frodo, he arrives precisely when he means to *Later in Rivendell* Frodo: What happened Gandalf? Gandalf: I was… delayed
Frodo:
me seeing this reply to this post:
Legolas: I'm depressed but I have an iced coffee Aragorn: You're still depressed though Legolas: Legolas: but I have an iced coffee
Elrond, visiting Bilbo and the dwarves, pointing at the fridge: Oh I love your kid’s drawing of this funny-looking dog.
Bilbo: … We don’t have any kids.
Kili, clenching his jaw: It’s a giraffe.
Frodo: Milk or cereal first? Aragorn: We aren’t having this conversation again because last time we did, it caused a war Pippin: Bowl-
Bilbo: Thorin says 'I love you' weirdly. Gandalf: How so? Bilbo: Watch this. Bilbo: Thorin, I love you! Thorin: I'd kill for you.
Legolas: I joined the fellowship for the same reason people visit the zoo.
Legolas: Oh! Shh, look at that!
Legolas: *turns to watch Merry screaming and chasing Boromir*
Legolas: Nature is amazing.
Bofur: I have only slept nine hours in the past five days and am on the edge of a mental breakdown Bofur: *bites into his cellphone* Bofur: This isn’t a bagel
Drunk Faramir, pointing at Eowyn: that’s MY girlfriend, losersss!!! Eowyn: I’m your wife Faramir: EVEN BETTER
Boromir: Bro- Aragorn: I just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago don't you dare call me 'bro'
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Faramir: are we still on for tomorrow?
Eowyn: …you mean our wedding??
Faramir: just making sure
Bilbo: When we walk together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my little legs when we walk because I don’t want to jog to keep up with you.
Gandalf: Just get some roller skates and hold onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day
Thorin: do you wanna get lunch?
Bilbo: oh I already ate with Gandalf, but what do you want?
Thorin:
Thorin: loyalty.