Local bisexual is too excited help
been thinking about @toytle / @the-neon-pineapple‘s post/tags non-stop
Incorrect quotes from @lady-griffin and @incorrect-jayvik-quotes in that order!
Introducing:
Mel and her boyfriend Jayce, and his boyfriend Viktor
Caitlyn is in Viktor's corner.
is this not how that scene went
bonus bc i’m not even exaggerating:
JAYCE’S BOYFRIEND
Stealing clothes is a love language, actually
raise your hand if you’re gay
In this house we:
- believe in bi and polyam jayce
- respect mel
- support daddy viktor
Viktor: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Mel: What’s up your ass this morning!
Jayce: *walks in* ...Hey.
Mel: Hmm… nevermind.
Viktor: WAIT NO!
Jayce posted cringe 😬
I love the court scene because jayce is defending his life's work against an unforgiving council and he's having the WORST day of his LIFE while mel and viktor are there like
"yeah I'd fuck him"