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Hinata: So now I'm supposed to do anything that Tsukishima does? What if he jumped off a cliff?

Yamaguchi: If Tsukki were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So, yes, if you see Tsukki jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

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Yachi: I see you’re hiding at the punch bowl too.

Yamaguchi: Yup.

Yachi, raising her glass: To the socially awkward!

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Yamaguchi: It's just a moo point.

Tsukishima: A moo point?

Yamaguchi: Yes, it's like a cow's opinion; it just doesn't matter. It’s moo.

Tsukishima: Have I been friends with him too long or did that all just make sense?

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Yamaguchi: I may not be the hero you wanted.

Yamaguchi: Or the hero you needed, really.

Yamaguchi: But everyone else was busy so... Hi?

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Tsukishima: Why are you late?

Yamaguchi: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bought of unconsciousness.

Tsukishima: Overslept?

Yamaguchi: Overslept.

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Yamaguchi: Is there anything you're not good at?

Kageyama: Double-dating. This is all kind of new to me. I usually keep to myself. I don't always fit in.

Yamaguchi: That's because you're that guy.

Kageyama: What guy?

Yamaguchi: The guy who seems like he has everything, so the people that don't kind of run the other way.

Kageyama: Is that what I seem like?

Yamaguchi: Pretty much.

Kageyama: Hmm... What a dick.

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Yamaguchi, as captain, watching the training: Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?

Tsukishima: I don't know, feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked caller list.

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Yamaguchi: Did you get taller?

Hinata: Six inches!

Yamaguchi: That's amazing... Uh, how did you do that?

Hinata: Socks.

Yamaguchi: Socks? How many?

Hinata: Forty pairs.

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Ukai: This part is for you, Yamaguchi. Only you.

Yamaguchi: Uh, that sounds like a lot of pressure. Can we maybe find a slightly less pressure - filled task for me?

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Hinata: Ushijima Wakatoshi.

Yamaguchi: Our arch enemy!

Yamaguchi: ...Well, your arch enemy. I- Uhm... you know, I don’t think he even knows my name.

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Tsukishima: Brother, you can do anything you want. I have total faith in you.

Akiteru: Since when?

Tsukishima: Since Yamaguchi yelled at me.

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I want to be rebellious but I don't want to get in trouble.

Yamaguchi Tadashi

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Hinata: You need to go a little easier on the first years. They're having a hard time with the training.

Kageyama: I'm trying to get the best out of them! We don't just give out participation trophies, dumbass.

Hinata: ...Well, actually, yes we do. Yamaguchi makes them and they're adorable. But that is beside the point!

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Yamaguchi: These two bicker like an old married couple.

Hinata: We ARE an old married couple!

Kageyama: Who are you calling old?!

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Yamaguchi: It's funny that you two are such great friends. Didn't he hate you at first?

Hinata: Kageyama hates everybody at first. It's his way of reaching out to people.

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Yamaguchi: What’s the difference between falling in love and having a crush?

Tanaka: If they get a haircut and they’re ugly, it’s a crush.

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Yachi: If you took a shot for every bad decision you'd ever made, how intoxicated would you be?

Tsukishima: Maybe a little tipsy.

Yamaguchi: Drunk.

Kageyama: Wasted.

Hinata: I’d be dead.

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