Tsukishima: Well, I for one think you two are perfect for each other.
Kageyama: Feel like there’s gonna be more.
Tsukishima: Because you’re both losers.
Hinata: There it is.
Kageyama: Can I have a word with you?
Hinata: Are you going to kill me?
Kageyama: What? No, the opposite actually.
Hinata: ...I'm going to kill you?
Hinata: Sometimes I really can’t stand you!
Kageyama: The feeling’s mutual!
Sugawara, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with a happy ending, 300k+ words.
Kageyama: The important thing is that I’m just temporarily working with this team, and I’m not going to get attached-
Hinata: Hi!
Kageyama: ...Failed step one.
Kageyama: I dare you to marry me.
Hinata: I’m not going to fall for that.
Kageyama: Then I win.
Hinata: WHAT? Hell no! I’m going to marry the crap out of you right away! Let me check if there’s someone free to marry us. You just think you can win like that? Hell no-
Kageyama: You’re so annoying.
Hinata: Then stop holding my hand.
Kageyama:
Kageyama: No.
Kageyama: Hey, you didn’t wake me up.
Hinata: I set the clock.
Kageyama: Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall, giving me time to fall back to sleep. You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus insuring the wake up process.
Kageyama: Actually, this morning there's a little surprise in your egg.
Hinata: [lifts up eggshell to pull out a note]
Hinata: "I love you." How cute! I love you too, egg.
Kageyama: Oh, no. No, dumbass, that's me saying that to you! I love you.
Hinata: Ohhh...
Azumane, about Hinata and Kageyama: They’ve been fighting since they woke up.
Sugawara: Good! I’m glad they’re back into a little healthy competition.
Sawamura: They’re trying to drown each other in the river as we speak, Suga.
Yamaguchi: These two bicker like an old married couple.
Hinata: We ARE an old married couple!
Kageyama: Who are you calling old?!
Yamaguchi: It's funny that you two are such great friends. Didn't he hate you at first?
Hinata: Kageyama hates everybody at first. It's his way of reaching out to people.
Hinata: Hey, wanna race back to the camp?
Kageyama, already in full sprint: No, why would I do something that childish?
Hinata: I’m not that clumsy.
Tsukishima: Lie of the decade.
Hinata: I’m not that short.
Tsukishima: Lie of the century.
Hinata: I’m not that attracted to Kageyama.
Tsukishima: Lie of the Universe.
Hinata: Kageyama, you’re bleeding out and you're going to need a blood transfusion. What’s your blood type?
Kageyama: B positive...
Hinata, panicking: I’m trying but you’re bleeding a lot!
Kageyama: [screams]
Hinata: [screams louder]
Tanaka: Should we do something?
Nishinoya: No, I want to see who wins.
Kenma, about Kageyama: How the hell do you understand him?
Hinata: I usually don't even know what he's talking about so we use body language.
Kageyama: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Hinata: What?
Kageyama: If you died I wouldn't miss you.