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bobby pattinson you will always be twinky cedric diggory to Me
Did not realize my previous last post on here was also about Luscious Malloy……ah well
the most realistic bit in all of harry potter was that there was a wildly wealthy parent with platinum blonde hair on the PTA who had awful politics and nothing better to do than be a massive pain in the ass to anyone who even looked funny at their terrorist of a child
Lord the people you’ve sent to this earth are stuck with immense knowledge of Harry Potter lore that they can only use when someone starts whacking the series—not through actual critiques or a morally correct hatred for Rowling—but by leaving out important plot points and character notes to make the protagonist’s actions seem unreasonable
You do not gotta hand it to Lucius Malfoy for for complaining about the genocidal terrorist terrorizing a boarding school when he was the one who unleashed the genocidal terrorist onto the boarding school, almost killing a dozen people, and then attempted to posthumously place the blame on an 11 year old girl just so he could enact a coup, as a member of the board of governors, and also punish the girl’s father, his professional rival
Lord the people you’ve sent to this earth are stuck with immense knowledge of Harry Potter lore that they can only use when someone starts whacking the series—not through actual critiques or a morally correct hatred for Rowling—but by leaving out important plot points and character notes to make the protagonist’s actions seem unreasonable
Severus snape was basically the sue Sylvester of hogwards
I love telling people that Snape was 31 years old in the first Harry Potter book and at most 38 when he died … he should have been at the podcast mic …
summer 1996 … harry potter spent two weeks in the real world before dumbledore took him to go emotionally terrorize and manipulate a senior citizen while on their way the weasleys … he definitely went to see mission: impossible in theaters at least once … i mean why not ….
Snape was fr in his 30s beefing with a prepubescent CHILD … he would have fit in right here on tumblr dot com
Callout post from @/halfbloodprince about the toxic behavior of his new student and how he has to be held accountable for his actions and those of his dead father and imprisoned godfather DNI if you’re going to ask how old the student is or how his parents died
Snape was fr in his 30s beefing with a prepubescent CHILD … he would have fit in right here on tumblr dot com
i win an argument with my sister that actually you CAN conjure things out of thin air except for FOOD which is an exception to gamp’s law of elemental transfiguration but at what cost … what is the cost of knowledge
do they have sex ed at hogwarts
** r*wling unfortunately answered this question years ago in a way that scarred me for life.
Any headcannon is better than what she said.
well what did a very potter musical have to say about it?
Traumatizing
pleasee delete this i’m shakiging an cryinsbg
snape is like. at the most 31 when harry shows up at hogwarts. maybe 38 when he dies. he’s basically prime podcaster age.
Look I have no love for JKR but I went looking for that tweet and all I saw was one supportive of the *resistance* movement *against* the iranian government. #womanlifefreedom is the hashtag used to support Iranian feminists/resistance fighters
Which is a far cry from praising the taliban
she unliked it because she caught flak bro
on a more serious note my feelings about harry potter remain complicated and leaning negative but on the whole i’ve become more defiant about what i’m willing to let people take from me. i refuse to let that woman take the joy that harry potter has brought me at various points in my life away from me. i refuse to let her actions taint memories and diminish the friends i found through a mutual interest. i was literally part of the wedding party for two of my best friends last month and i met them both a decade ago on hp tumblr. she can’t take that from us. she’ll have to rip the love from my cold dead hands.
fyi if anyone ever tries to come at you legally :3
hear that joanne i’m protected so long as i’m bullying you and your life’s work
