Tessai, after hearing a loud noise, turning to look at Urahara: Did that come from your lab?
Urahara: No! No no no no no. No, there's definitely nothing wrong with my inventions because they for sure don't explode for no reason sometimes.
Urahara: I am covered in hickies how am I supposed to be a respected scientist looking like this?
Tessai: Normalize kissing other scientist with tongue.
Tessai: To catch a fish, you have to think like a fish.
Jinta: I'm wet, and I don't even know it.
Tessai: Okay, okay, everybody goes to bed or I'm sending the Boss in there!
Jinta, sarcastically: Woah, we're so scared!
Tessai: And then I'm coming in!
Jinta and Ururu: [Immediately go quiet]
Urahara: I'll just go make sure they're still breathing.
Jinta: I have nothing to do today.
Tessai: You can help me clean.
Jinta: I can't. I'm busy.
Tessai: Pass me some more of that cookie dough.
Tessai: I never knew you could eat it raw. It's almost as good as ice cream.
Ururu: They make ice cream with cookie dough already in it.
Tessai: Damn it sister, get my keys!
Urahara: Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long-lost boss?
Tessai: Tears of joy. I hate job hunting.
Tessai: Boss, you can't do ninety miles per hour in the middle of town!
Urahara: Why not?
[ Ururu starts crying ]
Tessai: What did you do?!
Jinta: Nothing!
Tessai: You went in there and she immediately started crying. What happened?
Jinta: Okay, I ACCIDENTALLY kicked her in the head.
Tessai, barging through the door: Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order?!?!?
Jinta: What does that even mean?!?!
Urahara: Fuck captialism!
Tessai: Boss, we ARE capitalism.
Tessai, cracking his knuckles: Boss said to make sure you rest, and to stop you if you try to leave.
Ichigo: Stop what? My ability to breathe?
Tessai: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Urahara: Thank you.
Tessai: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Urahara: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
Urahara: Ichigo, this could be very dangerous. So please take some time and-
Ichigo: No need, I'm in.
Ichigo: Eye's closed, head first, can't lose.
Tessai: I don't think that's the expression.
Tessai: You're in a chat room again pretending to be a woman, aren't you?
Urahara: I like the attention.
Tessai: Have you heard from Jinta and Ururu?
Urahara: I'm sure everything's fine. We left them with Renji.
Tessai: No disrespect, Boss, but those two sentences don't go together.
Urahara: Commence operation child endangerment!
Tessai: Commencing.
Ichigo: Could we maybe not call it that.