Hanataro: [ falls down a flight of stairs ]
Isane: I hope you're okay.
Yasochika: Stop falling down the stairs.
Unohana: How'd the ground taste?
Hanataro: Me? I-I've never articulated anything. I'm completely incoherent.
Hanataro: I'm strange but friendly so people tell me things.
Keep your voice down, this is a hospital not a rave.
Isane Kotetsu, anytime squad 11 visits
I can't say the alphabet unless I'm singing the song and I never learned how to love.
Hanataro Yamada
Unohana: Why are you drawing a pentagram on the floor?
Hanataro: You told me to satanize the room?
Unohana:
Unohana: I said sanitize.
Hanataro: I have had a very long day.
Hanataro: I am small, and I have no money.
Hanataro: So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.
When you get to hell, tell them I sent you. And then apologize to them on my behalf for the inconvenience.
Retsu Unohana
I'm a qualified combat medic, which means I can break every bone in your body. While naming them.
Retsu Unohana
Unfortunately I am easily frightened. I'm also narcoleptic. PEACE!
Hanataro Yamada, right before falling asleep
Isane: I think men are so beautiful.
Unohana: Huh! Men.
Unohana: The only one I ever trusted tried to stab me.
Don't show me a picture of myself. Please never show me what I look like. First off it's incorrect. Secondly, why do I look like that.
Hanataro Yamada
Isane: Heart attack, stroke, seizure, death, or worse.
Hanataro: Worse? Double death?
Hanataro: Hey, Captain!
Hanataro: I feel like you were mad at me yesterday, and I don't know why. So I made a list of everything I did, and I'm going to try to not do any of them again.
Unohana:
Unohana: :)
Isane: Look, sometimes you've just gotta except that there are things in this world that you don't quite understand.
Hanataro: Oh sure, a lot of things I don't understand.
Hanataro: Like yogurt.
Isane: What?
Hanataro: How does it know to stop being milk?
Isane:
Hanataro:
Isane: Captain, how does yogurt-
Isane: Are you okay? That's a lot of blood.
Unohana: I'm fine. This isn't my blood.
Isane: That's supposed to be good?
Please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly.
Hanataro Yamada