Gin: I'm not out of control! I'm a law-abiding man!
Tosen: Oh yeah? Name one law.
Gin: Don't kill people?
Tosen: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
Inoue: Something has to be done, and I have a plan. We use mankind's greatest weapon.
Grimmjow: A grenade.
Inoue: The written word.
Grimmjow: Ugh, I'm out.
Yuzu: Try to see the world through Ichigos eyes.
Rukia: Okay.... Oh no, what if I see my own reflection and fall in love with myself?
Rangiku: What's his body like, on a scale of Omaeda to Shuhei?
Omaeda: Sorry, buddy.
Shuhei: What? I'm the ten!
Omaeda: Sure you are.
Ukitake, about Ichigo: Sometimes boys... just need to be boys.
Yamamoto: You do realize he did thousands of dollars in property damage, though?
Yumichika: What, are you afraid I'm gonna tell everyone on the squad you like to be the little spoon?
Ikkaku: Everybody likes to be the little spoon! It makes you feel safe!
Kyoraku: You love Yoruichi, right?
Soifon: Oh, god, I do. Ah, I would kill all of you for her.
Kyoraku: That's... That's sweet right?
Nanao: Don't try to win me over with your use of the word 'twas.
Kyoraku: 'Twasnt going to.
Ishida: They were not, as the kids say, awake.
Ichigo: Do you mean woke?
Ishida: I did mean woke, but it's grammatically incoherent.
Rukia: We're like Romeo and Juliet.
Ichigo: It didn't work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a double suicide.
Rukia: That's how it ends? Why do people like it so much?
Ukitake: Permission to take a selfie of the two of us, Sir?
Yamamoto: Permission denied.
Ukitake, snapping a picture: Too late.
Ikkaku: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Yachiru: Okay, but in my defense, Nemu bet me five bucks that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Ikkaku: That's not what I-?
Kenpachi: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!
Urahara: He filled it full of fake people. Who the hell is Yasotora Sado?
Ichigo: That's Chads real name.
Urahara: It is?
Ukitake: Hey, Shunsui, would you do me a favor?
Kyoraku: Yes! Thank you, I did not feel like doing this right now.
Kyoraku: [ shoves important paper work off his desk and into the trashcan ]
Ichigo: So now we're just supposed to do anything Ishida does? What if he jumped off a cliff?
Chad: If Ishida were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So, yes, if you see Ishida jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Ururu: All right, you're clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want.
Urahara: Tell me about it.
Ururu: I murdered Jinta last night.
Urahara: I feel you.
Ururu: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can't stop murdering.
Urahara: Been there.
Kensei: Be careful son.
Shuhei: You called me son! No take backs!