Rukia, about Ulquiorra: So what's with the arrancar who tried to kill you?
Orihime: He didn't try to kill me. He saved me.
Rukia: He threw a cero at your head.
Orihime: He threw a cero near my head.
Rukia: He works for Aizen.
Orihime: Nobody's perfect.
Renji: When you walk behind your group cause you walm to fast but you end up kicking their heels.
Chad: Walm
Uryu: Walm
Rukia: Walm
Orihime: Walm
Ichigo: Get his ass.
Grimmjow: I'll do whatever it takes to settle the score with Kurosaki.
Rukia: I think he likes you.
Ichigo: Lucky me.
Rukia: Ichigo are you okay?!
Ichigo, hanging upside down: Yeah, I think so.
Rukia: WELL YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE!
Uryu: Okay, everyone. Simple question. What did we learn today?
Chad: Do not deviate from plans.
Orihime: Teamwork is the key to success.
Rukia: Operational procedures are important.
Ichigo, in a wheelchair and covered in bandages: Pianos... are heavy.
Uryu: Oh, close enough.
Rukia: Nothing's never happening to me. Never.
Orihime: I know. I'm- girl, you phrased that so weird.
Rukia: I may have a concussion.
Ichigo: I could pick you up so easily.
Rukia: Okay and I could make you moan like a girl.
Rukia: Renji, stop, there's a fifty-fifty chance you're gonna kill yourself!
Renji: Those are the best odds I've had in years!
Rukia, hoarsely: Is everyone okay?
Ichigo, covered in blood and debris: Yeah.
Renji, muffled and unseen: doing awesome.
Urahara, looking down on them: Hey, that almost went exactly to plan!
Rukia: How could you be so stupid?
Ichigo: Well, you know what it's really not that hard.
Rukia: Orihime where were you born?
Orihime: Japan.
Rukia: Which part?
Orihime: Um, my entire body.
Ichigo: I mean, I don't even feel like I was, like, alive before I met you. You, like, taught me how to do it.
Rukia: Well, you're alive as hell now.
[Byakuya sends Rukia a picture of a frog]
Rukia: Thanks for the frog.
Byakuya: Reminded me of the boy.
Rukia: You mean dat boi?
Byakuya: Yes.
Rukia: If you took a shot for every bad decision you'd ever made, how intoxicated would you be?
Uryu: Maybe a little tipsy.
Orihime: Drunk.
Ichigo: Wasted.
Renji: I'd be dead.
Renji: I just realized vore day falls on August the 8th. That's 8/8. That's like ate-ate.
Uryu: Fun fact: the common believe is that vore day is on 8/8 as a pun of eight/ate, but I've heard that it was actually started by Japanese artists and that the way 8/8 is written in Japanese is a pun on the sound a growling stomach makes. Meaning we have a wonderfully cross cultural shared pun going on.
Orihime: That is the coolest.
Ichigo: Why is there a vore day?
Rukia: Happy vore day, everyone.
Ichigo: [ about to jump into danger ]
Rukia: Wait! [ kisses him ]
Ichigo: [ stunned looking around ]
Uryu: I'm not kissing you!
Ichigo: Don't go, don't go.
Ichigo: Please, please, please don't go. You can't leave.
Rukia: I have to, okay? I love you. I love you so much.