Kensei: Have you ever heard the expression "Don't judge a book by it's cover"?
Mashiro: No.
Kensei: What about "It's what's inside that counts"?
Mashiro: Nuh-uh.
Kensei: "Looks can be deceiving"?
Mashiro: Doesn't ring a bell.
Kensei: What's wrong with you?!
Mashiro: Oh! That one I've heard!
Mashiro: I think I'm in love with you. Have a nice day.
Kensei: You are nothing to me. I won't.
Kensei: Mashiro, do you even know what an amulet is?
Mashiro: Of course, I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions.
Kensei:
Kensei: Those are omelets.
Mashiro: Oh.
Mashiro: Then yeah, I've got nothing.
Kensei: You like Mashiro?
Kensei: Don't touch her.
Shuhei: Don't worry, just looking at her makes me tired.
Kensei: My girl can wear whatever she wants cause I can fight.
Rose: My girl can wear whatever she wants because she a hoe and I knew that before we started dating.
Shinji: My girl can wear whatever she wants cause I'm scared of her.
Mashiro, on the phone with Kensei: Yo, Kensei. While you're out, could you pick up some paper towels and chocolate syrup? We have ice cream, so I thought we could-
Kensei: Mashiro, this isn't a shopping trip, it's a manhunt slash rescue mission!
Mashiro: Okay, fuck, I just- when you're done, or when it's convenient, I just thought since you're out-
Kensei: Mashiro, I'm obviously gonna get that stuff for you so just shut up!
Kensei: Why are you so hard to be nice to?
Mashiro: Shut up. You love me, as a matter of fact you wanna kiss me right now.
Kensei, leaning in: I can hate you and kiss you at the same time.
Kensei: It's multitasking.
Mashiro: Do you have my shoes?
Kensei: Why would I have your shoes?
Mashiro: Because I left them in your office last night.
Kensei: Why would you leave without shoes?
Mashiro: I don't know! I go a lot of places without shoes. I'm walking barefoot right now! Oh but wait, that's cause I left my shoes in your office last night.
I love you guys and would defend you to the death with a plastic spoon, but at the same time, I would trade every single one of you for a Kit Kat.
Kensei Muguruma, to the other Visored
Lisa: Kensei, I think you should apologize to him.
Kensei: Fine! But that might make me a nicer person and that is NOT the man you fell in love with.
Kensei: Who accidentally drops their phone into SOUP?
Mashiro: It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if it would float.
Shuhei: Did it?
Mashiro: Nope.
Kensei: Idiots. You're both idiots.
Shinji, talking about parenting: Can you picture me saying "Go to your room! You're grounded!"?
Kensei: Can you picture me saying "You're grounded"?
Shinji: You said that to me last week.
Kensei: How hard is it?! No shoes on the furniture!
Lisa: Okay Kensei, settle a bet. What day is it?
Kensei: Friday.
Hiyori: Friday! Well, well, well, none of us were right. This idiot thought it was Tuesday!
Shinji, softly: sorry.
Kensei: You have a feeling?
Shuhei: Yes.
Kensei: Okay, what kind of feeling?
Shuhei: Like I might die.
Kensei: Today? Tomorrow? In 50 years?
Kensei: Cause we're all gonna die eventually, but now we're late. Let's go.
Somehow, you always make me smile, and I don't think I ever thanked you for that.
Kensei Muguruma, to Mashiro Kuna
Accidentally just crushed a raw egg in my hand like some kind of dumbass giant.
Kensei Muguruma
Shinji: We'll handle this the way we always do.
Kensei: Brute strength?
Lisa: Almost dying?
Shinji: No.