Hanataro: [ falls down a flight of stairs ]
Isane: I hope you're okay.
Yasochika: Stop falling down the stairs.
Unohana: How'd the ground taste?
Hanataro: Me? I-I've never articulated anything. I'm completely incoherent.
Ganju: I'm a responsible adult!
Hanataro: [ raises an eyebrow ]
Ganju: I am an adult.
Hanataro: [ raises both eyebrows ]
Ganju: I'm still older than you.
Hanataro: I'm strange but friendly so people tell me things.
Hanataro: It's too quiet.
Ganju: No, it's three quiet.
Hanataro: Three quiet? What the crud does that mean?
Ganju: It's one more than too quiet.
Ganju: I'm going to avenge you Hanataro.
Hanataro: Don't say that I'm not dead!
I can't say the alphabet unless I'm singing the song and I never learned how to love.
Hanataro Yamada
Hanataro: Hey man, did you know humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
Ganju: ... yeah?
Hanataro: Who'd have thunk?
Ganju, deep in thought: ... what kind of sick fuck eats monkeys?
Unohana: Why are you drawing a pentagram on the floor?
Hanataro: You told me to satanize the room?
Unohana:
Unohana: I said sanitize.
Hanataro: I have had a very long day.
Hanataro: I am small, and I have no money.
Hanataro: So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.
Hanataro: Look, I get it if you think this is stupid and reckless.
Ganju: Yeah, it is completely stupid and reckless.
Ganju: When do we start?
Unfortunately I am easily frightened. I'm also narcoleptic. PEACE!
Hanataro Yamada, right before falling asleep
Don't show me a picture of myself. Please never show me what I look like. First off it's incorrect. Secondly, why do I look like that.
Hanataro Yamada
Isane: Heart attack, stroke, seizure, death, or worse.
Hanataro: Worse? Double death?
Hanataro: Hey, Captain!
Hanataro: I feel like you were mad at me yesterday, and I don't know why. So I made a list of everything I did, and I'm going to try to not do any of them again.
Unohana:
Unohana: :)
Ganju: We've been duped!
Hanataro: Duped!
Ganju: Bamboozled!
Hanataro: We've been smeckledorfed!
Ganju: That's not even a word and I agree with you!
Hanataro: You... you... you rude person!
Ganju: Go easy on him Hanataro.