Bazz B: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
Renji: I'm pretty sure you destroyed most of the Seireitei.
Bazz B: I meant recently!
Renji: That was an hour ago.
Bazz B: Semantics!
Renji: Hey Rukia, remember when you told me Santa wasn't real?
Renji: Well joke's on you because I'm at the mall right now and guess who's fucking here?
Renji: I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me?
Arrancar: [ more appear and surround him ]
Renji: Good answer. Good answer.
Renji: When you walk behind your group cause you walm to fast but you end up kicking their heels.
Chad: Walm
Uryu: Walm
Rukia: Walm
Orihime: Walm
Ichigo: Get his ass.
Renji: If we're friends just know I love you dearly, but I will not hold back in combat.
Uryu: Do any of you think before you speak?
Renji: I mean yeah, I think "hey that's funny" and then I say it.
Bold of you to assume I had a "thought process", sir.
Renji Abarai, to Byakuya
Renji, in a cage: I hate being cooped up, like a criminal. Or a chicken. Or a criminal chicken.
Rukia: Renji, stop, there's a fifty-fifty chance you're gonna kill yourself!
Renji: Those are the best odds I've had in years!
Rukia, hoarsely: Is everyone okay?
Ichigo, covered in blood and debris: Yeah.
Renji, muffled and unseen: doing awesome.
Urahara, looking down on them: Hey, that almost went exactly to plan!
Shuhei: I'm bi, paypal me $200 USD.
Renji: I promise we're not all like this.
Rangiku: Some of us want $350 USD.
Shuhei: That's us. Those three nuts right there.
Renji: Which one is me?
Izuru: The little deformed one.
Renji: Oh, shut up.
I realized that I can keep going if I don't worry about how stupid I look!
Renji Abarai
Renji: Just take a deep breath and be yourself, Izuru!
Shuhei: Don't be ridiculous, Renji. That's never gotten him anywhere.
Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger. But now that I'm older I've learned how to make different, often far more severe, mistakes.
Renji Abarai
Szayel: If you're smart, you'll run away. Far. far away.
Renji: Well, I'm not! Running away, that is. I am smart.
Uryu: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Renji: We could attack them with hummus.
Uryu: I stand corrected.
Renji: Just keeping things in perspective.