Gremmy: Now it's time for some witty back-and-forth banter! You go first!
Yachiru: [ unhinged screaming ]
Gremmy: Okay, I'm not really sure where to go with that
Yachiru: Kenny, I never ask you for anything! When did I ever ask you for anything?
Kenpachi: Yesterday. You said..
Kenpachi, imitating Yachiru: "Kenny please take me to see Chips & Ice-Cream: The Musical! It's a Broadway smash!"
Yachiru: Fight me!
Kenpachi, standing behind her with his arms crossed, mouths: Do not.
Yachiru: Why don't you have a wife?
Yumichika: I'm gay.
Yachiru: What's that mean?
Yumichika: It means I like men not women.
Yachiru:
Yachiru: So why don't you have a husband?
Nanao: What are you having for breakfast today?
Yachiru: I wish to devour the unborn.
Nanao:
Nemu: Eggs. She wants eggs.
Kenpachi: The right amount of carrot juice is, how much?
Yachiru: Five inches.
Kenpachi: Five inches of carrot juice.
Kenpachi: And then how much of the tomato sauce are we putting in?
Yachiru: So many.
Kenpachi: So many, of the tomato sauce.
Kenpachi: And then for jam?
Yachiru: Ten.
Kenpachi: Ten.
Yachiru: I wanted a snack, but I didn't know what to eat.
Yumichika: Okay.
Yachiru: So I ate everything.
Kenpachi: She's a problem solver.
Gremmy: Looking for an expert on babies out there.
Yachiru: I'm a baby myself... what do you need?
Gremmy: Hey.
Gremmy: What are your weaknessess?
Yachiru: You're old!
Byakuya: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?
Yachiru: The last number.
Yachiru: I'm sorry I bit you.
Yumichika: And?
Yachiru: … pulled your hair,
Ikkaku: And?
Yachiru: … punched you in the face.
Kenpachi: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.
Yachiru: ...
Kenpachi: ...
Yachiru: ...
Kenpachi: ...
Yachiru: I don't have any other feet..
Kenpachi: Fair enough.
Yachiru: Why do people eat salads?
Isane: They want to be healthy. Do you want to try one?
Yachiru: No, I want to be happy.
Kenpachi: I love you tons.
Yachiru: I love you three thousand.
Kenpachi: Wow. Three thousand. That's crazy.
Yachiru: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Nemu: Myxine Circifrons.
Yachiru:
Yachiru: Fsh.
Nanao: Any questions?
Yachiru: Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?
Nanao: I meant questions about what I was say-
Nemu: The worm.
Yachiru: Yes! Worms rule!
Yachiru: Can I say a bad word?
Isane: ...
Yachiru: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?
Kenpachi: Yes.
Yachiru, to Gremmy: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!
Yachiru: Reminder that I'm very sweet and endearing so be nice to me.
Ikkaku: Or what?
Yachiru: Or I'll punch your lights out.