Chad: Guys, it's a shooting star, let's make a wish!
Uryu: I wish for good grades.
Ichigo: Nerd.
Uryu: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at 30 degrees velocity aiming for Ichigo.
Chad: Uryu-
Shawlong: Alright Yylfordt, Edrad. Let's go over this one more time. If something breaks?
Edrad: We try to fix it before Grimmjow gets back.
Shawlong: If that doesn't work?
Yylfordt: We blame DiRoy.
DiRoy: Seriously guys, what the hell?
Izuru: You swore you wouldn't tell anyone!
Rangiku: And I didn't!
Izuru: You told Captain Hitsugaya!
Rangiku: That's different! He's my Captain, I tell him everything! What, you don't tell Captain Otoribashi everything?
Izuru: ... Fair point.
Akon: Captain, you can't kill every man that shows interest in the Lieutenant.
Mayuri: I can make an example out of the one. That should do it.
[ talking on the phone ]
Soifon: Remember how I said that Urahara and I were gonna have a calm conversation for once?
Yoruichi: Yes?
Soifon: Well, we're in jail.
Yoruichi: [ hangs up ]
Rose: You wanna go to McDonald's, Lieutenant? I'll get you a happy meal?
Izuru: Captain, I'm an adult.
Rose: So you don't want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?
Izuru: .. That would be nice, actually.
Hanataro: [ falls down a flight of stairs ]
Isane: I hope you're okay.
Yasochika: Stop falling down the stairs.
Unohana: How'd the ground taste?
Isshin: Wait, Yuzu, who are you texting?
Yuzu: My friend Hikaru.
Isshin: Ah.. wait, is that a boy's name or a girl's name?
Yuzu: Does it matter?
Isshin: No, not at all. Unless it's a goddamn boy.
Meninas: Listen, I'm gonna need you to swear.
Candice: FUCK
Meninas:
Meninas: [ sharp inhale ]
Meninas: I'm gonna need you to promise.
Tobiume: Why are you on the floor?
Wabisuke: I'm depressed.
Tobiume: Oh...
Ichigo: We've been through so much together, haven't we, Uryu?
Uryu: Yeah. And most of it was your fault,
Sung Sun, on the phone with Mila Rose: She's in the kitchen again...
Apacci, reading a recipe: 'beat three eggs.' In what? Hand to hand combat?
Mila Rose: GET. HER. OUT.
Shawlong: Can I be frank with you guys?
Yylfordt: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Di Roy: Can I still be me?
Edrad: Shh, let Frank speak.
Chad: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Ichigo: That's why I carry two swords.
Pesche: I think I'm coming down with something. I've been so nauseous lately.
Dondochakka, seriously: Maybe you're pregnant.
Pesche:
Pesche: I don't know who's the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack.
Askin: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Haschwalth: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Askin: I've never heard you laugh before.
Haschwalth: I've never heard you say anything funny.
Izuru: Why does Rangiku call you babygirl?
Gin: How about we stop talking for a little while.