Rose: How would you like your hair cut?
Shinji: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
Masaki: You're annoying me.
Isshin: And you're enjoying it.
Ulquiorra: I wish I was stupid. Y'all seem so happy.
Kyoraku: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Lisa: Well maybe you should have principles.
Kyoraku: You're right maybe I should.
Yuzu: Can I keep the night light on?
Isshin: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head sweetie.
The reason I've felt so outcast in my friend group is because apparently, they're all in a polyamorous relationship and I didn't know.
Giriko, about the other Fullbringers
Yachiru: Why don't you have a wife?
Yumichika: I'm gay.
Yachiru: What's that mean?
Yumichika: It means I like men not women.
Yachiru:
Yachiru: So why don't you have a husband?
I have evil autism. My special interest is being a hater and I stim by starting fights and indulging in shitty discourse with random strangers.
Nnoitra Gilga
I'm not here for your nonsense, I'm here for my nonsense.
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques
Rangiku: I can't remember the last time you were mad at me.
Toshiro: I remember it like it was yesterday.
Rangiku: Was it yesterday?
Toshiro: Yeah.
Don't ask me for advice, I advocate breakups and crime.
Kukaku Shiba
I'm 4'4- if I was supposed to be the bigger person, God would have made me taller.
Hiyori Sarugaki
Due to personal issues I'm going to be a bad bitch this summer. So, hide your husband and wife because I go both ways. God Bless.
Rangiku Matsumoto
It's been an awful, terrible, no-good week. But listening to Kaien convince Ganju last night that J.R.R. Tolkien's real names was 'Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien' was absolutely priceless.
Kukaku Shiba
Do you have to get married to become divorced? I feel I could really embody the energy of a divorcee, but I don't want to do the whole marriage deal.
Rangiku Matsumoto
Shuhei: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?
Izuru: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.
Shuhei: THE WHO?
Izuru: Oh, this is not a safe space suddenly.
Uryu, about the Karakura gang: I love my friends.
Uryu: But only when they're quiet.
Uryu: Or asleep.
Uryu: Or when they leave me alone.