Nemu: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain.
Nanao: A ray of hope for my captain.
Nanao: What are you having for breakfast today?
Yachiru: I wish to devour the unborn.
Nanao:
Nemu: Eggs. She wants eggs.
Nanao: Please don't do anything overly dramatic and stupid.
Kyoraku: You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature.
Kyoraku: What's on the docket?
Nanao: You have a 9:30 dinner.
Kyoraku: Perfect. I'll be there at 11:00.
Rangiku: Do you have any kinks?
Nanao: Peace and quiet.
Nanao: Sir, I love you.
Kyoraku: I love you too, Nanao.
Nanao: I think you should just admit that you're a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded, and mysterious, and sexy.
Shuhei: Whoa whoa whoa. What was the last one?
Nanao: What?
Shuhei: Did you say sexy?
Nanao: What?
Shuhei: Do you think I'm sexy?
Nanao: No.
Shuhei: It's okay if you do.
Nanao: I don't.
Kyoraku: I'm the Captain, Nanao. You can't tell me what to do.
Nanao: I always have. I'm not going to change now.
Kyoraku: I don't want you to change.
Kyoraku: I want you to always be you.
Isane: You know there's something called later right?
Nanao, running on 14 cups of coffee and no sleep: But that's such a terrible concept though.
Rangiku: I can't believe you and Captain broke the bed last night!
Nanao: Must have been a wild night.
Hinamori: Haha... yeah...
[ last night ]
Hinamori: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Toshiro: Try me.
Kyoraku: Hey sorry I'm late I overslept.
Nanao: It's 4:30pm, what time did you go to sleep?!
Kyoraku: 2pm.
Nanao: The meeting started at 1.
Kyoraku: Hello! Welcome to the Captains Meeting. Today we will be talking about...
Nanao, whispering: Building loyalty.
Kyoraku: Killing royalty!
Kyoraku: I'm done with work for the day!
Nanao: You finished all your paperwork?
Kyoraku: That's not what I said.
You smell like a baby prostitute.
Nanao Ise, to Rangiku Matsumoto
Nanao: Any questions?
Yachiru: Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?
Nanao: I meant questions about what I was say-
Nemu: The worm.
Yachiru: Yes! Worms rule!
Nanao: Captain, I came as soon as I heard! Is it true you're terribly ill?
Kyoraku: You sound so hopeful.
Rangiku, to Nanao: This whole uptight thing? This is why you have no friends.
Isane: Hey!
Rangiku: Okay, this is why you have one friend.