Giselle: If you ever feel safe please remember that I'm out there.
Liltotto: I'm not helping you with that, Bambi.
Bambietta: Then you're a bad friend.
Liltotto: Wait, so we're friends?
Bambietta: We're only friends if you help me.
Liltotto, feeling touched: Aww..
Liltotto: Pass.
Bambietta: Fuckin'..!
Liltotto, leaving the room: Friends don't need to be accomplices to be friends.
Chad: Guys, it's a shooting star, let's make a wish!
Uryu: I wish for good grades.
Ichigo: Nerd.
Uryu: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at 30 degrees velocity aiming for Ichigo.
Chad: Uryu-
Shawlong: Alright Yylfordt, Edrad. Let's go over this one more time. If something breaks?
Edrad: We try to fix it before Grimmjow gets back.
Shawlong: If that doesn't work?
Yylfordt: We blame DiRoy.
DiRoy: Seriously guys, what the hell?
Shuhei, reaping: I know for sure I did not sow this much no way all this was me
Jinta: Ururu, calm down. I ate the last Gushers while you were taking your afternoon bath.
Ururu: Oh. In that case, Jinta. I suggest you sleep with one eye open.
Urahara: Ururu, what did I tell you about making threats?
Ururu: Don't worry, Kisuke. I will keep this one.
Urahara: Well, you heard her, boy. One eye open.
Izuru: You swore you wouldn't tell anyone!
Rangiku: And I didn't!
Izuru: You told Captain Hitsugaya!
Rangiku: That's different! He's my Captain, I tell him everything! What, you don't tell Captain Otoribashi everything?
Izuru: ... Fair point.
Grimmjow: The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Chad, to the fullbringers: Who's in charge here?
Yukio: Well usually that's whoever yells the loudest.
Bazz B: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
Renji: I'm pretty sure you destroyed most of the Seireitei.
Bazz B: I meant recently!
Renji: That was an hour ago.
Bazz B: Semantics!
Rose: How would you like your hair cut?
Shinji: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
Gin: Listen. It's fair to say you don't like me, right?
Toshiro: Way more than fair.
Rangiku: I'm really glad I'm popular because if I do not get attention at LEAST 23/7 I will die.
Momo: What's the 24th hour for then?
Rangiku: Also attention but not mandatory, just kind of a chill attention zone for me.
Masaki: You're annoying me.
Isshin: And you're enjoying it.
Chad: Ichigo!
Ichigo: Chad, how'd you find me?
Chad: Oh, I can sense when you're about to cry, it's like a mother/daughter thing.
Rukia, about Ulquiorra: So what's with the arrancar who tried to kill you?
Orihime: He didn't try to kill me. He saved me.
Rukia: He threw a cero at your head.
Orihime: He threw a cero near my head.
Rukia: He works for Aizen.
Orihime: Nobody's perfect.
[ doorbell rings ]
Ichigo: [ opens door ]
Grimmjow, dressed up like Ichigo : Trick or treat.
Ichigo: Why are you dressed like that?
Grimmjow: Because it's my costume. All you gotta do is go to the costume store and say 'Make me look stupid'.
Ichigo: Don't stand like that.
Grimmjow: That's how you stood!
Ichigo: That's the problem-
Grimmjow: What's wrong-?
Ichigo: I don't stand like that!