Cerberus...?

tumblr users not immune to weird guy in a river

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

This is cathartic

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

Seeing tr*mp just get fucking decked instantly made my night better

aw fuck yeah

I'm doing DS9 tarot now and I just finished my first card thought I should post it here

And the ideas I have currently for the deck

I include both Chinese and English for my own reading. Some of them I still can't decide like right now I don't know if I should put Jadzia in the magician or not

Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.

This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.

Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they're about 2.1k off from that goal!

ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.

This only takes a few minutes!

Murder For Dummies, a horror comedy webseries satirizing the "true crime" genre by the showrunner of Dogs In Space and Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld who also wrote episodes of Gumball, is by far the tightest comedy writing on the entire internet, and it's not even a close competition Plus the mystery is ACTUALLY solvable, but boy did it stump me But the real crime is that it has only 5,000 views Watch all six episodes and just make your night better

This is like Good Place/30 Rock levels of joke density And this is level of production quality not otherwise found outside of paid streaming services

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(copied from @dxckiii on Twitter) this could literally change everything.

They have begun a recount process. WAKE UP YOUR NEVADA FRIENDS AND MAKE SURE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM CHECK iwillvote.com to make sure their ballot was counted. if it says it was denied, they need to call immediately.

Don't scroll past this. If there's any chance someone from Nevada is following you, they need to see it. Get this as far as possible. Be loud. I know it's easy to feel hopeless right now; god knows I was crying my eyes out for a good chunk of last night, but if there's even a shred of action we can take, we can't let it slip by.

If you know anyone in Nevada, please share this with them. Reblog it. Spread it far and wide, ASAP.

Me:  OMG, the cats cuddling together in the boxes.  So cute.

*camera pans to the gigantic kitty cuddle puddle on the right*

Me:  O_O,,,,,,

Me: OMG, the

cats cuddling together in

the boxes. So cute.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

So. Many. Kitties

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

Or woman! We don’t know….

for sure

People say this movie is bad but to me, it’s extremely good,

reblog if you need a hug

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a much needed hug

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If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.

I am 💀

This is my favorite exchange from when my son was three.

Son (unprompted): We don't eat meat. Me: Uh, yes, we do, we eat all kinds of meat. We are not vegetarians. Son: We eat pig meat. Me: Yes, and cow meat. Son: And shrimp meat. Me: And chicken meat. Son: And people meat! Me: ... no, we don't eat people meat. Son: Why don't we eat people meat? Me (thinking): Well, you can get diseases from eating people meat, and you would have to eat meat from a dead person, and that would be disrespectful, because most people don't want to be eaten when they're dead. Son: But we could eat the eyes out of dead people, that would be okay. Me: No, that wouldn't be okay. Son: But maybe just a little bit we could eat their eyes. Me: We're not doing this right now.

This sounds like something I would have said when I was twelve.