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wheatley is *MY* favorite character and *I* get to make fun of him | portal sideblog | elias | he/him | 23 | german | pls check my pinned | my art tag is #incel art | likes and follows from @squipdop
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wheatley can have a little control of the facility. as a treat.

yo whatup im elias, im 23, male, my pronouns are he/him, and this is my portal sideblog

my main is @squipdop, my art tag on this blog here is #incel art and my text posts are tagged with #Blabbering

if you need anything else tagged, please shoot me a message and ill try my best!

i am a multishipper and do ship chelldos and also chelley, and ill post abt both

i also ship a bunch of other things including but not limited to caveline and wheatrat

i also sometimes post about Blue Sky

all of those will be tagged, so if anyone wants to filter out anything, feel free to!

also, wheatley is my favorite character, and i will make fun of him, so if that ticks you off, you might not want to follow me

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don't take anything with you (sep 2019)

Little exploration of the companion cube as mirror to GLaDOS, through what she says about it. I originally intended it to be longer, but the attention span wants what it wants.

ID in alt (as usual) + transcript below the break because this one was done when I definitely had clearer vision than I do now

Image 1 text:

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test.
If it could talk, and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot, it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

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Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless.

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Did I accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test? I'm sorry.
Oh. No. I fizzled that one too.
#Portal#GLaDOS
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