The Men of Gotham as Ice Cream Flavours
I can’t sleep, so I’ve started thinking about what flavour of ice cream the men of Gotham would be, in accordance to how I imagine they would be in bed.
I don’t even know what to say…
Disclaimer: I pretty much think they are all attractive (Oswald and Jim especially), so no hate intended. All in fun! :)
Jim Gordon - Vanilla
You’ve had it before and know you like it. But there’s only so much vanilla you can have before you want something a little… different.
Oswald Cobblepot - Chilli Chocolate
You’re not sure what to expect. It could be weird, it could blow your damn mind. And you wanna find out. It could be a little spicy.
Harvey Bullock - Rum and Raisin
Strong and in-your-face. A little tipsy, but very sweet.
Ed Ngyma - Wasabi
Surprising, and confusing as all hell. But makes you want more.
Jerome Valeska - Blood Orange
Sounds dangerous and a little crazy, but is strangely pleasant.
Butch Gilzean - Neopolitan
Classic, smooth Italian.
Theo Galavan - Triple Chocolate
Rich. Makes you feel a little sick.