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Following from my Main: inappropriateheadquarters                              N o r m a n R e e d u s T o m H i d d l e s t o n S u p e r n a t u r a l    G o t h a m              R a u l E s p a r z a & .. ──────────         This is a secondary tumblr, so i can not follow (back) with my "ifn" account, but I do with the primary one. Please do not hesitate to message or tag me! Anything really! (If I do no reply or answer I probably did not get the message, please tell me!) 33, ifn
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(There is simply not enough Reedus on my dash.)

If you didn’t end up in a skirt and combat boots, sitting in a bathtub on St. Paddy’s day, you simply didn’t drink enough leprechaun piss.

However, other acceptable activities would include:

Falling off a pool table and/or chasing someone with a “lobsterdick”

Found pictures like this on your phone the next day

Woke up on a random couch with a spectacular case of bedhead

Or at least at some point decided to hang off of a piece of furniture

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Tom Hiddleston Drinking Game

'Cause I know you'll be watching Hiddles movies this weekend anyway. Here's a nice little drinking game that can be applied to most Hiddleston movies and series. Please drink irresp irrespons irr responsibly, and promise me you’re not underage. If you are, just replace the drinks with, I dunno, like, Skittles or something. 

The Amazing Tom Hiddleston Drinking Game:

  • Cameramen just love Tom, don’t they - every close-up of him earns you a drink.
  • Oh that was pure hand porn! Take a drink.
  • Did he just swear? You need to drink to that.
  • Oh dear god now he’s shirtless - quick, take a drink! …what?! He’s got his pants off too?! Well then you’re gonna need two drinks!
  • That goddamn eyebrow. You know what I’m talking about. Take a drink.
  • You little fucker did you just skip scenes to see Tom again? Bad movie watcher, bad! No booze for you! Glass of fucking water right now!
  • You were just casually ogling his crotch and got a bit of an eyeful? Cool yourself down with a drink. Perv.
  • Awww kissing - take a drink.
  • Oh no… It’s gonna happen… Here it comes… He’s crying. Chug your drink until he stops.
  • He got hurt? Poor baby! Take a drink.
  • HE FUCKING DIED?! Take a drink and switch to another movie and start again.

Bonus rules :

For those who are still thirsty.

  • Caught yourself checking out his butt? You need a drink.
  • Ooh the boy’s got a weapon. Whether it’s a gun, sword, staff or whatever, take a drink. Drink twice if he uses it. Drink once more if he manages to cause damage. A sip of water if he misses.
  • Jesus Christ he’s on a horse! Chug chug chug!
  • Broke your heart, did he now? Take a shot.

Alright, have fun, sweethearts. I’ll be waiting angry messages concerning your horrifying hangovers tomorrow morning.

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