Things I learned from musicals
Don't be gay in Indiana.
Say no (especially to "this")
Stop. (Especially when it comes to tattoos, alcohol, boys, and sending pictures).
Do a background check on your mailman boyfriend (he could be a Nazi)
Don't say his name (don't make deal with a demon straight from hell)
Don't do drugs from Japan.
There are giants in the sky and it was his her fault.
Good deeds don't go unpunished.
Make pie = get men
Don't lie about having friends don't betray your friends for a dead guy you didn't really know
If you see your dead son, go to therapy not a psychopharmacologist
If he says he would die for you... He might be serious.
Don't live in a fantasy world when your best friend is dying if tuberculosis.
A smile completes a wardrobe.
Most men have it coming.
You have to kiss a fish to be a citizen of Newfoundland.
DONT MAKE A DEAL WITH HADES IF YOU HAVE ANXIETY
Don't trust men named Henry.
