Send me ‘☠’ to hear what my muse would say to yours if they were completely drunk off their head. -----------------------------------
"You're cute!"
"You're really cute! Do you-- Hey, do you wanna kiss? I wanna kiss you. Are you single?"
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Send 👀 for our muses to play “never have i ever”
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Amelia sat across Clint at the kitchen table in the Avengers Compound, a bottle of gin in front of her, another bottle of liquor next to the archer, a pair of shot glasses between them. “Okay... Never have I ever flirted my way out of a ticket?”
Clint snorted, grinning slightly as he poured himself a shot of vodka. “Nat’s been telling stories again,” he said, taking the shot like a champ. “For the record, that was only one time.” He eyed her a moment before he chose his own statement. “Never have I ever stayed late to do paperwork.”
( @ahawkinthevents)
“Oh, come on!” Amelia groaned. “At least put some thought into it.” Still, she dutifully poured her shot and drank it. “That was an easy one, and you know it. You know it. I know it. Even Rebecca in HR knows!” she declared. She sighed softly, watching him before commenting, “Never have I ever used an adorable dog to get me out of trouble at work.”
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Anonymous asked:
"She's a ten, but my liver can't keep up with her drinking." [Andy]
Send “They’re a 10, but..” and fill in the rest to call out my muse!
"It's probably better for everyone that you don't try to." After all, it wasn't like Andy had to worry about damaging her liver, not when her body repaired itself. She wasn't even going to touch the ten comment. Any rating she gave herself would be biased, she knew.
( @wildthiiing)
“Probably, yes,” Amelia agreed with a chuckle. Much like trying not to match Natasha shot-for-shot with vodka, although much worse. “If I can choose my cause of death, I would not choose alcoholic poisoning from a drinking contest.”
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Send 👀 for our muses to play “never have i ever”
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Amelia sat across Clint at the kitchen table in the Avengers Compound, a bottle of gin in front of her, another bottle of liquor next to the archer, a pair of shot glasses between them. “Okay... Never have I ever flirted my way out of a ticket?”
Clint snorted, grinning slightly as he poured himself a shot of vodka. “Nat’s been telling stories again,” he said, taking the shot like a champ. “For the record, that was only one time.” He eyed her a moment before he chose his own statement. “Never have I ever stayed late to do paperwork.”
( @ahawkinthevents)
“Actually...no,” Amelia corrected with a chuckle under her breath. “Or at least, she hadn’t told me. No, that was a lucky guess on my part.” She merely politely smiled, her hands resting on top of the table, waiting patiently for Clint’s prompt. She scoffed, then rolled her eyes. “Now, who’s asking easy ones?” she asked, pouring herself a shot of gin and downing it herself. “I had my reasons,” she argued, pointing at him before sighing, thinking for a moment. “Never have I ever used my dog to get myself out of trouble.”
Anonymous asked:
🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
For some Director Carter-related goodness please!
For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about! ------------------------
It was a rare girls’ night out for Sharon and Amelia, with Bucky supposed to play Uber driver if they did get drunk.
Well...Amelia was sure on her way towards that...
Thank God for saved contacts.
“Okay, now, I never ask you about your sex life, Shar, but...I just... Okay, I got to know: When you’re with Steve, have you ever yelled out ‘O Captain, My Captain’ when you’re having one?” Amelia laughed, unable to stop giggling. “I... Okay, back in college, I dated this dude, who did dress up as Cap for Halloween one year, and I...may have done that myself...”
“Remember back during the Academy? That one prick instructor--Watkins? The one who didn’t like Clint and Nat? Okay, well, you remember when he tried to get us in trouble by requiring us to get signatures from Strike?... I, um... Okay, I cheated... I bribed Rumlow. He got everyone to sign off on that request form.”
“I actually cheated on a test once,” she confessed, laughing. “So, no, I was back in high school. It was my sophomore year. We had a few snow days, so we were falling behind with the syllabus, and well, we just started our test on 1984, and the fire drill went off! So, our teacher, knowing it was a drill, told us all to stay put while she went to go talk to the school administrators...and as soon as she left, we started all shouting out the answers to each other.”
“One time, when we were kids, Joshua and I swapped out Joseph with Qui-Gon Jinn in our nativity set.”
“I never had a sister, but I always wanted one. I always thought she’d be like you, Shar. I love you.”
🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 - How do I get around doing paperwork??
*adds cute picture of Lucky with puppy dog eyes and a witches hat for good measure*
For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about! --------------------------
Are you trying to get your handler drunk, Clint?
Because this is how you get your handler drunk, Clint Francis Barton!
Giggling, she was holding his phone, having to lean against the bar to keep standing, her cheeks flushed from the alcohol. “AWWW!” Amelia cooed loudly. “He’s so cute!”
She giggled some more as she clumsily handed Clint back his cell phone, picking up her latest empty shot glass, licking what remained of the lemon drop and the sugar rim. She rolled her eyes at his question and scoffed, blowing out air. “Oh, please, who do you think does half your paperwork, anyway?” Amelia remarked, her words starting to slur slightly. “I mean, did you really think your evaluation reports, Barton, really just became a two-page summary with a signature block?” She glanced down at her hand, frowning slightly as she rubbed her fingertips together. “Why are they sticky?” she mumbled, not drawing the parallel between handling a sugary drink glass and sticky fingers just yet. “I mean...I don’t know...” She gave a half-shrug. “I try to take stress off of you when I can, but if I let you completely walk all over me, you won’t respect me. Rom--Rom--Romanott--Romano--Nat told me so!” She nearly missed her chair at the bar, her depth-perception slightly off in her intoxicated state.
She looked over at him, grinning. “Your eyes are pretty,” she giggled.
For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about! -----------------------------
“Okay, so when I was in college, I never got into the Twilight craze, but I did start reading werewolf romance novels. That was my jam. No offense, dear.”
“My partner at NCIS and I once went as vampire hunter versions of Johnathan and Mina Harker. Again, no offense, darling.”
“...And okay, maybe I’ve... Okay, I’m curious. About what it’d be like. You know. You... ‘biting’ me. During sex.”
Anonymous asked:
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For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about! ----------------------------
( @mcltitcdes)
“Okay, okay, so... It wasn’t Hulk that broke the big screen TV in the living room at the Tower... That was me. Yup. Me. I chucked my phone at it because J. Jonah Jameson pissed me off with his news report. Sorry, Brucie!”
“And okay, okay, sometimes...when I’m in a time crunch, or I’m at the office late...sometimes...I buy the cookies. I don’t always make them. I’m sorry! Sometimes, I just get really tired, you guys!”
“Sometimes, when I’m deciding on which ‘fire’ to put out first, I’ll use a d20 dice roller from DnD Beyond to help me decide what gets taken care of first... What? That is a totally valid decision making technique!”
...Okay, who let the handler have Asgardian mead again??
For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about! --------------------------------------
She took the first shot easily, smirking at her boyfriend--is that what he was? could she call him that already?--fiddling with her empty glass. “I have a Super Girl costume in my closet,” she admitted, the playful smirk still on her lips. “Crop top, short skirt, boots, the cape, the whole nine yards.” She chuckled. “My best friend in NCIS went as Batman to a Halloween party, so I thought it’d be fun to be a superhero for the night.”
After the second shot, Amelia paused for a moment, eying him up and down before smoothly commenting, “Я хочу поцеловать тебя в лунном свете.” She didn’t translate what she just said, but instead, her smirk reappeared. “I started learning Russian when I was five.”
Amelia drank the third shot, all joking gone from her face as she watched him for a moment, a distant sadness to her green eyes, weakly smiling. “Joshua...never met any man I dated,” she began, “I don’t mind, but...I wish he could have met you. He would have liked you, Roy.”
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[I can imagine Jen Walters screaming "shots, shots, shots!" in the background for this one]
For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about! -----------------------------------
( @mcltitcdes)
It was a girls’ night out. Alexis and Sonny were singing a song on the karaoke machine. Yelena and Natasha were throwing darts. Sif and Valkyrie were having an arm-wrestling match...and Jenn just convinced Amelia to do another shot of-- Wait. What were they drinking again?
Probably a sign she shouldn’t do too many more shots after this...
"Your cousin is my favorite kisser,” she confessed, then blushed, embarrassed she admitted that out loud. “Are you okay with me seeing him?” she asked. “I don’t--I don’t want to make it awkward between you two,” she added, her words slurring a little.
After all, yes, she knew Bruce first and worked with him first, but she quickly became friends with Jenn before Bruce and her kissed during one of Tony Stark’s parties. While not deliberately trying to keep it a secret, the two hadn’t exactly openly announced it to the rest of the Avengers yet, either.
...Maybe being buzzed was NOT the right time to tell a woman who could easily bench press you with one arm that you were dating her cousin.
For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about! ------------------------------
( @uxanduva)
Amelia coughed slightly after downing the Springbokkie, due to the creme de menthe. “Oh. Wow,” she gasped out. The drink itself was not too strong, but she just found the mint liqueur a bit harsh on her throat. Definitely not a drink for her to down in one gulp, despite it being a shooter.
“Okay, okay, so I didn’t...bump into a wall because I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going,” she confessed to Okoye, referring to the note on her forehead the other day. She sighed, annoyed and embarrassed. “...I was trying to copy this move Romanoff does with the dual batons, and I...hit myself in the face...”
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For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about!
“I did make a DnD character. I printed out a character sheet form at the library and filled it out with pen... She’s a paladin. I based her off Captain Rogers. Don’t tell him.”
“I basically bought a Robin Hood costume online and modified it, so if I ever get to play her, I can dress up as her, too, for funsies.”
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For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about! ---------------------------------------
“Any time I complete a mission in a foreign country, I get a keychain with the country’s flag on it. I keep them on a key holder thingy on the wall in my apartment.”
For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about! ------------------------------------
“I made my NCIS teammates take me to the Backstreet Boys reunion concert in 2013. I never really listened to them before. I just picked them, because I thought it would be hilarious to drag them to it, but they put on a really good show. Bought a few of their CDs after that concert.”
Anonymous asked:
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For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about! -------------------------------------------
“I purposely called a man the wrong name during dinner, so he could get mad and feel hopefully better about it not working out between us because I did not want to explain the fact that he has the same birthday as my younger brother was too much for me to deal with.”
Anonymous asked:
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For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about! --------------------------------
“Part of the reason I always freak out about mind control is my need to control things in my life ever since my younger brother went missing... I cannot control others around me, but at least, I can control my own actions, my own thoughts... Or at least, I thought that before I learned people with mind control powers exist and seem to enjoy doing that to others without consent.”
“It actually is another phobia of mine.”
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For every 🥃 my muse gets– they have to take a shot and share a personal fact about themselves that not many know about! ———————————–
( @agentjjkelly )
“Alright. Alright. You– I love your brother. A lot. Like…a lot. He’s the best damn thing that’s ever happened to me. I love him and Ronnie SO much.”
“I wanna get married. I wanna marry him and help him raise Ronnie. If he was willing, I’d love to have his baby, too. I–I wanna be a mom, but I want Jake to be the daddy. We could have a boy and name ‘im after Joshua and Sterling–or–or we could have a girl! We could have a little girl and name her after you!”
“I’d–like, okay. I…may have like… Okay, I have a Pinterest board, just full of wedding ideas. I–well, I want a Star Wars wedding. I know–I know, it sounds corny, but no, come look at these pictures! I think it’d be fun!”
“…And I think Jake would look so hot if he’d dress up as Obi-Wan. I mean, he just… I really want to ask him to dress up as him once, but I don’t want him to think I’m too weird.”
“You’d be my maid of honor, right? You’re–You’re my best friend. I want you up there with us. So you got to be my maid of honor! Unless Jake wants you as the best woman. But you’d be willing to dress up, right? Like, I mean, you could be any character you want, but like, okay, if Jake’s Obi-Wan, I could dress as Satine. Don’t laugh! I can dye my hair blonde for the wedding or wear a wig. But okay, if he’s Obi-Wan, and I’m Satine, I think it’d be cute if you were Padme or Bo-Katan!”
“We could even have it at a con! I think that’d be so fun! Think about it! You, Magni, the kids, me, Jake, Ronnie–we can all go on a trip! I think that’d be fun! I haven’t–I haven’t had a family to take a trip with, so like… I mean, think about it. We could all get together, we can all go to a con together, we can dress up. I think it’d be great, wouldn’t it?”
“…Don’t–Don’t tell Jake though, please? Please don’t tell him? I know–I know why Jake doesn’t like marriage. I get it. I really do. I don’t want to fuck up things with him, J.J. I just love him and want to make him and Ronnie happy and keep them safe and–and– So like, I get it. It’s okay.”
“…You won’t tell him, right?”
She bit her tongue so that she’d not say a word about what Amelia just told her. But oh my gawd-her friend was so drunk. “Don’t worry-I’ll not breath a word of this to him. But he’s kind of an idiot if he doesn’t do something to keep you here.”
Her cheeks were flushed from more than just alcohol. “He does,” she quietly insisted. She finished her last drink, then giggled. “I promise, he does.” She sighed heavily. “I don’t know what I’d do without you and Jake. Not a damn clue.”