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I Stand With CAPTAIN AMERICA

@imxthexhandler / imxthexhandler.tumblr.com

Agent Davidson, at your service. {Indie Marvel OC roleplay account.} {Multiverse.} {Multiship} {Will be NSFW sometimes.} {Muse/Mun is 21+} {tracking: imxthexhandler}{Penned by Ephiny.}
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dyns33

Marc : “Oh fuck, the fish… Jus ? Gas ? Anyway, we need a new fish.”

Khonshu : “Just leave the fish.” 

Marc : “He’ll be suspicious.” 

Khonshu : “He won’t. Fishes die. Without any reason. It’s life.” 

Marc : “Well, he’ll be sad.” 

Khonshu : “He’s always sad.” 

Marc : “… That’s not a reason to make it worst ! We’re getting a new fish !” 

Khonshu : “With one fin.” 

Marc : “Yes, with… Ah, fuck !” 

*later, after Steven saw that Gus was not Gus* 

Khonshu : “Well done. I told you to leave the fish.” 

Marc : “Fuck you.” 

Khonshu : “I also told you to cut one of the fins.” 

Marc : “I’m not a monster, I couldn’t do that !” 

Khonshu : “And now the idiot is not sad or suspicous at all, good job.” 

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When Peter isn't taking pictures of himself as Spider-Man for profit he prefers taking pictures that reveal the charm in the seemingly mundane: old men playing chess, a child chasing pigeons, graffiti in the subway etc.

Although nothing compares to taking pictures of his favorite subject: his wife.

As an actress and model Mary Jane is naturally comfortable infront of the camera, but Peter prefers the unanticipated photos where he can capture a genuine moment where she is unable to pose or school her expression: face scrunched up in concentration; unabashed joy; resting peacefully etc.

When their first child is born there isn't enough storage space on his phone nor memory on his camera to hold the countless photos he takes of their child.

(Follow the petermjane tag and our blog @diaryofapetermjaneshipper for more Peter x Mary Jane.)

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My 3 year old niece is insanely nerdy. I buy and read her all the Avengers books I can. She’s watched avengers cartoons, Spider-man, and wants to be FireStar for halloween. 

But recently I realized… She has no idea who Phil Coulson is. He never appears in the cartoons she watches (She doesn’t watch the new Spider-Man series he’s in). She’s not old enough to see the movies. He never appears in the books I bought her.

So I made this book for my niece so that next time she comes over she can see the best honorary Avenger there is. 

This is for you, Phil Coulson.

(none of the art is mine)

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doyumacy

MARVEL 

link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)

Okay I’ll admit this the was really awesome and a really well matched to the song and edited

That’s fucking tight.

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ohifonlyx33

ting ting TING TING TING! TING! *panting out of breath gasps in time to the beat* I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF

fun fact a few months ago I showed this video to my 4 y/o brother and to this day he asks me to play the song (glitter and gold) because he is convinced it is “The Avengers Song™”

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kiwidino

Reblogging twice because it’s just that sexy

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kirkspocks

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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chromalogue

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

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systlin

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

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deeranger

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

the rosetta stone of shitposting

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

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Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you're a woman

I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!

MARVEL WOMEN ASSEMBLE

80615 strong so far!

WE BROKE 90 THOUSAND!!!

174,911 MARVEL WOMEN! WE ARE LEGION!

Over 200,000!

277054

I breathe Marvel.  

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pietropatrol

Can we get to 300,000?!

Yes, yes we can! Keep reblogging!

Move over and let me school you on Marvel

Come on we can do better than that. I know there are more of us on this hellsite.

FAN GIRLS…ASSEMBLE!!! @writingfortheavengers @missnerdiness

@always

*killing everybody saying girls like marvel because only the actors are extremely hot, have you seen the female cast of the MCU dude? you’d be fangirling too, and #SorryNotSorry, but Netflix’s series are amazing and enjoyable for everyone*

Heck yeah, I’m here again.  IT’S THAT IMPORTANT. 

I’m here because I am a Marvel fangirl

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punkmoxie

share the love

Fucking hell yeah.

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stonyarchive

Shocker– there are humans who love Marvel! I know, we’re women but can I say we’re just as obsessed? (It’s not healthy.)

*swings in* I am female and I am with Marvel till the end of the line. (I don’t think I even know a male in real life who knows more about the MCU than I do.)

Wtf why doesn’t this have more notes!! Come on guys we’re The Avengers!!! Captain Marvel would be mad at us right now!!

we here

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katiew1973

Here!

BITCH WE ARE THE SHE-VENGERS WE FUCKING OWN MARVEL

THE MCU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT IT’S WOMEN CHARACTERS AND FANS

SHE-VENGERS, ASSEMBLE

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catnip987

I’m a woman who loves Marvel, and most of my friends who love it too are women!

We got this...

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I adore this 😍

TIPPY TOE AND JEFF ARE FRIENDS :D

I love Nadia here as well like “NEW FRIENDS!!!!!!”

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brookietf

Superheroines who are cute and fun <3

Three of my favs here! (Four including Tippy)

I love the little shark

Jeff is a good soul and I would die for him <3

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asymbina

We should all be so lucky to have a pet land shark

And we should all pet a land shark when we see them!

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trashboi413

Wait there are two Gwen’s

Yup. Long-hair Gwen is Spider-Gwen (or Ghost-Spider), teenage Gwen Stacy from a world where she was bitten by a radioactive spider, you probably heard of her. Short-hair Gwen with a landshark is Gwen Pole a.k.a. Gwenpool, a girl from our world who traveled to Marvel Universe. Somehow they never met to my knowledge. Yet.

- Admin

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bruitist

They met during the “future” montage in Unbelievable Gwenpool #25:

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