YOU HAVE FOUR NEW VOICE MESSAGES.
Amelia held in a sigh. For the past two-and-a-half hours, she'd been stuck going over the Avengers' expense reports for S.H.I.E.L.D. related missions, and it'd been a headache.
She hadn't even had a chance to eat breakfast yet, and it was near one in the afternoon. What started as a dull ache at her temple now felt like a sharp icicle stabbing her through her left eye.
Now, she was back in her office, her coffee cold, and four new messages on her phone.
"Okay, might as well get started..." she mumbled and sighed before hitting play and putting it on speaker while she worked the Keurig she had in her office.
She almost dropped her mug when she heard Barton's message, spinning around and marching back to her desk where her phone laid, yelling at it, "Are you kidding me?"
She wasn't even gone for a whole day! How did this happen?
She picked up her office phone, already dialing Clint's cell number when Natasha's message played.
At that point, Amelia sighed. Oh great. Now, she was going to have to rein in Nat before she terrorized the new recruits into quitting.
"What next?" she grumbled.
Of course, she had to ask.
"Captain?" she whined before groaning. "Jesus, please tell me he didn't go on a lecture that's being shared on YouTube..." she mumbled under her breath, getting more exasperated and frustrated as her call to the infamous Hawkeye went to the voicemail.
"Damnit, Barton," she growled, dialing again. If that archer just thought he could ignore her and she'd go away!...
...And then Tony mentioned the hovercrafts.
Oh no. What did that mean? What was he planning?
AND WHY THE FRAK WAS CLINT NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE?!
She was debating whether or not to try him for a third time, call to try and see if she could get Steve to calmly leave the meeting, tell Nat to rein it in and not scare the newbies too badly, or if she needed to call Tony to tell him to stop ordering things on the S.H.I.E.L.D. expense account or tamper with S.H.I.E.L.D. property and technology to develop new 'toys', when her office phone rang this time.
"Davidson," she answered.
"Hi, Agent Davidson. The Deputy Director has requested you to meet her at her office. Immediately," came the smooth voice of Maria Hill's secretary.
She gritted her teeth, forcing a smile as she replied politely, "Yes, ma'am, I'll be right there." She hung up the call, almost screaming in frustration.
"...I have not had enough coffee for this..." she mumbled under her breath then sighed again.
"Well...better get back to work..."