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It is criminal that there aren’t more MLP Reindeer sonas/ocs out there. Looks like I gotta take matters into my own hands! Especially with Christmas coming!
Dusting off this blog because 1) I LOVE this design, and 2) I felt it necessary to share my own MLP reindeer OC, Sugar Cookie
workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap
on their 12th birthday everyone has to try cilantro for the first time in front of the whole community and report back on their opinion so they can be properly categorized and she says “it’s okay i guess” and she gets dragged offstage by the pro-cilantro government militia
groundbreaking concept! how do we shoehorn it into a love triangle
guy from an island where they've never heard of cilantro
after sonic-for-real-justice regular tumblr drama just doesn’t impress me anymore. even if everything was fabricated it was still so good. it was like watching a real reality show unfold, and now everything pales in comparision. like yeah, stealing human bones and using them for witchcraft is pretty bad, but it’s nothing compared to what happened to mod silver?
woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery
From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.
Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled? 🤷♂️
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So now there’s a Wall of Moms, Wall of Dads, and Wall of Vets. The allyship is real in Portland. ✊🏽
As a note- Hanging the flag upside isn’t disrespectful if that’s what you’re thinking. Hanging the flag upside down means DISTRESS. It is an SOS.
This is SUCH an important point. "Just doing their jobs" is not an excuse for war crimes. It wasn't in 1941, and it isn't now.
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hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.
every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children.
I wish I could articulate all the ways this makes sense and why it makes sense and stuff but it’s just like… something something misogyny something something resentment of creatures that don’t need you and don’t hang on your attention and approval all their lives.
My dad gave me this exact same advice when I was a kid. “Anyone who hates cats is a control freak and an asshole.”
I know this blog has been a little dead for a while, but good news, world! I’m doing commissions again!! Help me build up funding for when I move 14 hours away from home next year — or at least a reblog would be cool, too!
I do stuff for a lotta fandoms — Danganronpa, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, etc. — but I’ll do stuff for (almost) any fandom, really! Please look over the comm sheet and let me know if you’re interested in purchasing work from me! :)
(If you wanna see more of my work, I recommend popping over to my Twitter to see more!)
fucking lol
this is so fucking funny they just took yandere simulator and remade it from the ground up but better in basically every way and it only took two weeks and $0
a yandere simulator remake was finished before yandere simulator
man sharkboy and lavagirl sux
Top ten posts that make me go into a blind rage You’re wrong you’re factually incorrect
whatre u gonna do? dream my death? whatever .
i am the ceo of extremely niche memes
To be fair: Imagine Dragons is really putting it on you. That’s a command. Please, imagine dragons while listening.
Okay imagine dragons can stay but you’re on thin fucking ice
1) think about baseball stats 2)
think…
My girlfriend during sex, bored to tears, eating lunch: its been 5 hours, you done yet? Aren’t you tired?
Me, too absorbed in baseball stats to hear her:
so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to
fucking yikes lol
It’s high key illegal to make any kind of nazi joke or gesture in Germany. People can get fired for it and in extreme cases even arrested. On my class trip to Berlin this kid thought it’d be funny to do a Nazi salute in the parking lot where hitler died (was not a destination, just happened to walk by). He was immediately pulled aside by police who legit booked him a flight home for the next day, without the rest of us. He was suspended for two weeks too.
Funny how the country responsible for this takes full responsibility and fights to make it never happen again, while the US, who spent years basing an entire identity on fighting Nazis, gives them a platform to speak freely and draft members.
Don’t forget they literally came out and said if they filtered nazis like they do in Germany and France the algorithm wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between nazis and republican congressmen.
lmao can’t fucking imagine why
im sitting in peoples laps instead of chairs once this is over and if anyone ever again mentions online meetings or microsoft teams im dissolving their nailbeds in straight acid
