Werewolf Ratio and vampire Aventurine! Aventurine, after transforming into a bat, decided to take a quick nap on Ratio’s head, now the poor Werewolf can’t move until his beloved bat decides to wake up. If the doctor stayed more than one hour frozen like a statue so Aven could sleep, it is just up to him to know.

I love @havanillas AUs! Specially the Werewolf X Vampire Ratiorine AU so I had to do a quick art about them. Lol

How about a suite of webpages? Does that sound better? Chico: OK, you’re the Swede of Webpages, an’ I’ll be the Mexican of Usenet.

Before I could write this little inscription I had to:

You may have two reactions to this:

The order of the steps above is significant. Working backwards (e.g. creating a text and then devising a grammar to match) will lead to an inconsistent if not incoherent work. A bad example is Hergé’s Syldavian; since he basically made it up in pieces, as he needed it, it’s impossible to create a consistent phonology or morphology for it, based on the scraps of the language provided in the Tintin books. (This didn’t prevent me from coming up with my best attempt at a Syldavian grammar.)

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Oh My God Damn

the zelderrrrr

Dick: We have something very important to tell you, Damian.

Tim: It may come as a shock to you but you need to know.

Dick: You're in love with Jon.

Damian:

Damian: What

Jason: On the bright side, he seems to love you too, for whatever reason.

Damian: WHAT

Tim: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things, but I really think this time we-

Jason: That's because you're too short.

Tim:

Tim: I take it back, listen here motherfucker-

Every year during the Olympics Jason calls Dick and it's just

Jason:..

Dick:..I-

Jason: THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU!! And what did you do instead?

Dick: I became a cop 😔

Jason: YOU BECAME A COP!!!

He hasn’t had a hug in like 10 years huh

What if Ford never found the toffee peanuts packet?

And he just thinks it's entirely his own fault his machine failed?

Cause Stan's not gonna come clean about the accident. Cuz why would he? They could finally achieve their dreams. Isn't a little secret worth it?

And Ford would go along with Stans dream cuz, what's the point in trying to going for more advanced studies in college if he can't even build a high school science fair project? He failed at the one thing he was good at, something Filbrick would make sure Ford knew to heart after he lost them millions.

And what if this secret fell into a certain triangle's hands? What if it came out at the worst moment? Would they still fight like before? Or would the fallout be worse, after years sailing in the sea is shattered under that one secret?

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

observe:

"is this real? /gen" — i thought /gen meant "general" for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective

"is this real? (genuine question)" — i fully understand this without issue

"is this real? (genuine question) (can't tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)" — is not only incredibly clear it's also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it's also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need

parentheses my beloved (they are for bonus thoughts) (and questions) ( and sidetracks) (like a 2nd conversation on top of the first)

Tim: I can't do that, it would be against my moral compass.

Jason: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

i don’t know who needs to hear this but that man is not blond he literally has brown hair

Robin!Tim: Here is my dossier on each member of the Justice League's moves and strategies to beat them-

Dick: Why are some of the pages written in crayon?

Tim: I started compiling when I was a kid.