Batfam Quotes as my exaggerated convo with my besties in the backstage of my school play (it was mary poppins)

*is handed skittles by steph*

Tim: Ahh, I like skittles, they remind me of my childhood that I never had

Dick: Uhh Tim-

Jason: No, hold on, he's onto something, continue plea-

Dick: *fakest ass british accent* no,no,no, this is some thearapy shit, and I aint your thearapist

Dick: find another one

Dick: I myself am too traumatized to qualify for this this crap

from a convo i heard in my world geo class today lol

*on a game on their phones, idk what it is lmao*

tim, after other random player gets close to his character: *in a squeaky, whiny way* noo don't touch mee i'ma minor!

jason: pffft 😆

Jason: Tim, I think if you’d be a vegetable, you’d be a yam.

Tim: You know I think I’d be a carrot.

Jason: I don’t think so. I don’t see the carrot

Tim: Well where’s the yam??!?

Tim: *takes food off Kon’s plate*

Kon: … *murderous glare* you bitch-

Tim: *cackles like a little maniac* it’s mine now, come get it if you want it! Kon: *still for one millisecond before furiously kissing Tim*

Tim: *is into it*

*both stop and look at each other* *starts to wheeze*

Tim: *dying* fuckin bastard 😭🥰

Kon: noisy bitch 😂😭

Cassie and Bart: wtf just happened 😭

Edit: I made this at 3am and I barely remember making it 😭