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*is handed skittles by steph*
Tim: Ahh, I like skittles, they remind me of my childhood that I never had
Dick: Uhh Tim-
Jason: No, hold on, he's onto something, continue plea-
Dick: *fakest ass british accent* no,no,no, this is some thearapy shit, and I aint your thearapist
Dick: find another one
Dick: I myself am too traumatized to qualify for this this crap
*on a game on their phones, idk what it is lmao*
tim, after other random player gets close to his character: *in a squeaky, whiny way* noo don't touch mee i'ma minor!
jason: pffft 😆
anyone else realize that Tim's real dad's first name is Jack and Joker's first name is also Jack? if yall remember the jj incident, this is... i don't know, it's just a weird and funny coincidence lol
ok so everyone stans long haired Tim but like I’m dying over long haired Jason 🤤 like I saw this little short comic and I saw Jason and couldn’t get him out of my head he looks so good!
SO CUTE
Jason: Tim, I think if you’d be a vegetable, you’d be a yam.
Tim: You know I think I’d be a carrot.
Jason: I don’t think so. I don’t see the carrot
Tim: Well where’s the yam??!?
Everyone says something different so like let’s just vote on it ig if you have a different answer put it in the comments
tim drake, having a very carefully constructed social media accounts where every photo is staged and every caption is scripted because he has a Reputation and a Public Image to maintain, and then there's this random ass Instagram user conner_kent who doesn't even have a profile picture of his own who uploads Tons of pictures of tim drake disgustingly stuffing his face with a take out pizza and shaking his ass to oasis on someone's dirty kitchen and sleeping on the floor for some reason and having a collar of fucking LOVE BITES peeking from under his shirt
and every time he gets questions about it he just gaslights the shit out of everyone "i have no idea what are you talking about"
THIS, THIS RIGHT HERE I NEED A FANFIC NOW PLEASE SOMEONE ANYONE IM GOING CRAZY
This is wonderful and all I will spoil is one part bc it’s hilarious. So Tim is a dragon and so is Janet and it’s just so funny, anyway, he makes a friend and tells nightwing about it and he’s like great who? And tim just points to a street corner where a mugger was and spoiler came out of the shadows and attacked the poor dude with a 2 liter of soda until it explodes and the mugger is down and Tim is like 👍 and nightwing is so done with them and Steph is just so chaotic and I love it
Dick and Jason would be the type to bury a body if Damian accidentally killed someone. Dick saying ‘my sweet boy, you didn’t mean it’ and Jason going ‘fucker deserved it anyway’.
Tim is the type of unhinged to secretly know about it and then wipe all digital traces of the crime then clean the scene while the others bury the body and no body knows that he knows what happened until like a few months later or something lol
Tim: *takes food off Kon’s plate*
Kon: … *murderous glare* you bitch-
Tim: *cackles like a little maniac* it’s mine now, come get it if you want it! Kon: *still for one millisecond before furiously kissing Tim*
Tim: *is into it*
*both stop and look at each other* *starts to wheeze*
Tim: *dying* fuckin bastard 😭🥰
Kon: noisy bitch 😂😭
Cassie and Bart: wtf just happened 😭
Edit: I made this at 3am and I barely remember making it 😭
