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Homestuck should come with a warning label, but the problem is that that warning label would look something like “someday you will be an adult with your own apartment putting away a container of plain, nonfat yogurt, because somewhere along the line you became a person who eats plain, nonfat yogurt for breakfast, and the expiration date on the yogurt will say ‘April 13′ and you’ll think ‘ah, Homestuck yogurt’ and you’ll just have to live with the emotions that come with that.”

And I don’t know what page that warning label should go on.