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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

When Aziraphale says, “the southern pansy,” it is a defining character moment for him.  It is proof that he is not obliviously pinging everyone’s gaydar.  He is making an active choice to appear as gay as possible, and is proud to do so.  He intentionally chose to live in the gayborhood, and go to discrete gentlemen’s clubs, because he identifies strongly with gay culture.  In this essay I will

Still just love these two!! <3

This one is such a wild outfit! And one I use a lot since the depths scares me, hahaha XD

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

And now it is :)

I needed that second pic

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This looks like a shitpost but it’s actually solid advice, like, if you want to achieve a goal you have to pace yourself and be patient instead of expecting too much too soon and then giving up

dirk vs dirk but unstyled/wet

get boyfriended idiot

So this was it huh

[On Twitter]

Homestuck should come with a warning label, but the problem is that that warning label would look something like “someday you will be an adult with your own apartment putting away a container of plain, nonfat yogurt, because somewhere along the line you became a person who eats plain, nonfat yogurt for breakfast, and the expiration date on the yogurt will say ‘April 13′ and you’ll think ‘ah, Homestuck yogurt’ and you’ll just have to live with the emotions that come with that.”

And I don’t know what page that warning label should go on.

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

Oh my GOD

I’m curious about all my gaming followers: first Pokémon game, first Zelda game, and first Mario game in the tags?