if looks could kill
we teach girls to shrink themselves. to make themselves smaller. We say to girls- “curl up into morph ball form to reach previously inaccessible areas through the use of tunnels, and detonate power bombs to kill attached metroids”
same energy
Chaotic academia is
1.) Intense obsessions that last maybe two weeks but consume your soul
2.) Spacing out in class but loving to learn
3.) Swearing and slang while discussing deep academic topics
I have been diagnosed with ADHD
dan and phil designed a house together? they must be great friends :)
my friend just screamed at me “OH JESUS WHAT NOW” as i opened it’s door
ronan farrow is arguably one of the most important and respected journalists alive and he really makes sure to remind everyone that he’s a millennial
me, not a us citizen, cannot vote: WE DID IT
Does it ever just hit you that Killing Eve is a critically acclaimed and award-winning show that is all about two terrible women who want to fuck each other?
a year without uploading he comes back with a bOMB
i call my dog ‘beef’ bc she’s beefy anyway i accidentally activated siri
whenever i cook anything i pretend i have a cooking show
fuck yeah guys i’m about to find the love of my life
what are you talking about, mother? i do plenty in a day. i run a farm [in an app], a city [in an app], and a blog [a shitty tumblr blog thing].