#anyway i'd like to apologise - i apologise – @imgonnahavealittlecry on Tumblr

i almost told my doctor that if i was pregnant i’d be the next virgin mary, but i stopped myself because i thought she may believe me as she’s religious

#how fucking funny actually is that though #like that's A+ comedy in my book #text #mine #fucking-#comedy #random #lol #funny #omg stop that's too funny dude #virgin #club members only #also fucking-#Christianity #anyway i'd like to apologise - i apologise