DNI if you like horror movies because you think theyre SCARY🚫you can ONLY follow me if you JACK OFF TO SLASHER FILMS

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

This is Dexter. He has come to the pet area and is waiting patiently to be pet.

last google search, go

um. Tag four people.

what do they make sewer tunnels out of

@ncc1701ohno @affixjoy @the-magpieprince @twinkboimler

Capital of Georgia

(My dad has a magnet that says Tbilisi on it and I was curious if it was a typo or not)

@its-that-gay-fox @literarycrow @saunteredvaugelydownwards

house election results

i know, very boring

@multishipper33 @aries-of-spades

wordle

whaaaaat I’m totally not doing daily wordles just to test myself pshhhh who would do that not me not cool people like me nuh-uh

@olithewitch @witherhusbandsislife

Jas stardew valley

I really like stardew valley and I needed to know her likes and dislikes because it was her birthday

@cresant-heart09 @starcrossedandstupid @cheetah-roll @pocket-sized-nightmare @insomnya777

stardew valley wiki

I needed to check where to catch a specific fish for a quest

@nixon-stars @the-arts-of-chaos @nikidykeachu @cyclopscollector @xexpaguette @v4guelyv4mpiric

Estúpido cupido de celly campello letra

Forgor the lyrics 2 the song</3

@plaguethewaters @bumblee27 @anthropomorphicclown

Where can I watch tintin and the golden fleece?

It's not even funny I can't find this stupid film ANYWHERE, I've downloaded like 5 streaming services that have said they have it and then proceeded to not have it. I don't even care if it's an English dub anymore I will freaking learn French for the sole purpose of watching this film

@justabit-silly @blujellyfish21 @secretkittywolf @ace-of-arthropods @falseori @mimaymamomo

42 dollars in pounds

i wanted to buy the sherlock holmes comic by somebody on tumblr i forgot but it was nearly 40 quid with shipping 😭😭

@interfacefox @greenmossyrock

i can't remember who my other mutuals are rn

Can you get your learners permit at 15

@arospec-dragon @neverquiteeden

House md

I'm so normal guys(not)

@morehousebites @shadowcats4 @shadykingsalad @thatineffablewitch @belpheg0r-luna

“can i give my dog coriander powder”

If you know what this is regarding from last night, you know 🤷‍♀️ lol

Btw the answer is YES and it’s good for their digestion!

Tagging @queer-reader-07 @bowtiepastabitch @embervoices and @ghostsparrow but no pressure of course

"Do shrimps have legs"

I am very tired and just wanted to make a joke about my partner's cat who I'm starting to give nicknames to. No additional context :)

Tagging @crowleys-bentley-and-plants @unidentifiedlyingobject @eybefioro @haemey

"Dramatic voices program Berlin"

Sounded cool when I saw an ad for it. Turned out to be a pay-to-sing with a medium four digit fee.

Hell nah.

@lickthecowhappy @knifeforkspooncup @theonevoice @phoen1xr0se

"sunday morning velvet underground lyrics"

because

"Sunday morning and I'm falling I've got a feeling I don't want to know"

@knifeforkspooncup @onceuponapuffin @simonezitrone79

"Vans Filmore Tartan"

Can't get rid of my tartan obsession and was searching for a pair of fitting shoes

@di-42 @itsscottiesstark @ineffably-queer-book-lover

Jesus' words to Lazarus.

In case anyone was wondering, in English they sound much less dramatic than in Italian. Takes the fun out of it, really.

@chaos-is-ineffable @curiouspupsicle @fatpinkbitch @snognes

"Teaching in [the name of a school]"

Thinking about my future job ^^'

@ineffable-xenanigans @leoreadss @silverkiteflier @abiiii-ineffable

"vercel"

I'm a dev

@phoen1xr0se @crowleysgirl56 @thinkinginscripts @chocolatecoffeeshot

“Crowley smile”

A GO group on FB were discussing which smile of Crowley’s was the best. I was searching for this:

No pressure tags: @stillsurfacequietpond @onceuponapuffin @dragonfire42 @crowleysgirl56 @innefableidiot @foolishlovers

'how to die strips at the front of your hair'

Considering dying it.. maybe not tho

No pressure :) @firequeenofficial @solqrays @lunaizglitched @shitty-gay-mess

i still couldnt find it-

no pressure !! @emmaestrella @pseudocyance @indigoviolet311 @artsy-book

“ensured synonymys”

i was finishing up a supplemental for an honors college application

np tags: @aceofstars0 @primavera-weirdeggii @dolpan @masqiscool

@mysteriouswolf

@royallygray @lilylovelle

Wasn't tagged but I'm gonna do this anyway BC it's fun

"Mesmerizer rachie and will stetson" (I'm learning the lyrics)

@miahearts @cheezekennith @scally-wiggles716 @taylorswift (no pressure)

AYYY TY FOR THE TAG

“Cake hat Tomodachi Life” (I was trying to see what the deal was with this specific hat because every time I give it to an islander they love it, I’ve never had an islander not like the hat)

Tagging @gailpecks @littlemissplanky @literally-just-there @bashfulkisser and @sweet-samnang !! (No pressure!)

Kinda just jumping in here cause why not

“Does Jinx from Arcane have BPD?” (The answer is yes btw)

@jokerislandgirl32 @stanfordsopossumhusband and anyone else :3

“Gay books”

I’ve been wanting to read some mlm books

@anyone that wants to join

"sine si può usare al posto di sì"

i was unsure whether i had correctly used an old word in a poem or if i just sounded cringe

@butchmoesyzlak @femininelookingmale and anyone else

"capuccino"

i was at a restaurant looking at the menu and forgor what exactly it was. i ended up drinking iced tea btw.

fucking uhhhh @normal-looking-male @xmenwannabe @imglowinginthedarkness and whoever wants to. y'know.

“sometimes my dog barks for no reason”

i was in bed and my dog was laying at my feet and all of a sudden he just gave a lil woof. didn’t even sit up just woofed directly into the covers and i was like ??

@squuote @maddymoreau @ink-livi @clownbats

Please draw your oc x canon please be unashamedly loud about it please post it without embarrassment please make dramatic emotional edits of them please indulge yourself

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

Things going well is pretty nice and all but by god does it decimate your excuses. You'll be sleepy at work and be like "by god, I'm not even besieged by the horrors currently. I just need to go to bed earlier."

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

A simple green onion will rock your world

ahhh ^_^

looks so realistic!

Oh that is because I am a sex pervert I hope this helped

So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy

ignore my url

i think there might be mold growing inside me

Vintage ponys be like

yesterday's halloween piece

[ ID taken from Alt Text: digital illustration of the dog kennel scene from The Thing (1982) with the doppleganger dog laying in the center of the piece while a flashlight shines on him and casts a shadow that takes the form of the mutated creature he soon becomes. / End I D]

Fairest of the seasons

joker for girls