I'm sarcastic, not mean

He made the Harry Potter tune so wavy

#BlackHogwarts

When the incredibles 2 comes out im becoming an incredibles 2 blog. I advise you all to do the same

And he goes, “What are you?”     Which is fucking rude.

Boobytrap backwards is partyboob

you act like youre any better LMFAO

I went over there and played in the arcades, ate some good food, hung out with people who liked the same things i do at a concert, and took some great photos with them.

He went over and put on a kimono and conical hat, ran through the streets shouting ching chong, called it a playground, went to a forest and took video of dead bodies, and caused a minor international incident.

So yeah, i’m better than logan paul.

Reblog if you’re better than logan paul!

You have to try REALLY hard to do worse than Logan Paul at this point.

lms if this changed ur life as it did mine

This is exactly what I wanted, thank you!

I’m glad you like it!!

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.

I’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

this photoshop ad is phenomenal

Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel

I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.

Honestly nothing would make me happier than a big scary monster poping out from around a corner only to blush and offer me some of the snacks i mentioned liking in a previous level.

WE KNOW ITS YOU, GUILLERMO DEL TORO