@imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead / imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead.tumblr.com
don't delete the blog I for one want to read about your roadtrip with Braeden.
fun update: after forgetting me at a gas station she actually managed to turn around and come back and find me. only to play the game where she waits for me to get in the car but locks the doors and drives away a little bit before stopping and repeating the process again.
it went on for two hours.
hey so like, not that I care or anything but like how are you or whatever, I don't miss you or anything and I don't cry at night cause I'm super grown up now. (I wish you taught me how to ride a bike before i left tho)
new phone who dis
bye derek
look for me
in your heart
I thought you died too. Oh wait, that was just your entire family. My bad
i set myself up for this one
just like kate set me up when she told me she loved me but really just loved the idea of setting the house i grew up in on fire
touché you matt damon hybrid
touché
Merry Christmas Derek! Oh, I also heard it's your birthday. I made you a cake but got hungry so I ate it. Oops. Try not to burn down your christmas tree!
i thought you died
or was that your brother
How's your cat?
i couldn't tell you
he left
just like everyone in my life
do u want a belly rub, you look like u need some form of affection. non-sexy affection
i want a family that's not dead
If your family was such a fan of secret passages it's a shame they didn't have one to get out of that basement :/
:(
sorry about you're family and stuff. we would like to offer you one(1) extra hour in the ball pit as an apology
what
Derek what's your best dating advice?
don't do it
why don't you make like a tree and BURN
what are you talking about
trees don't just burn
the proper insult would be "why don't you make like a tree and grow... emotionally, because you are emotionally stunted."
if you're going to insult me
at least do it correctly
somebody call nine one one, derek's fire burnin' in Atlanta, ooooohooohh
get out of here, matt damon.
do you ever remember that your homicidal ex girlfriend, who killed like all your family, is back from the dead and shot you in the chest?
hey how about you make like matt damon in jersey girl and have a very small almost nonexistent role in my life.
I'm pretty sure you resided in the same building as Allison. I might be wrong though...
yes because every upscale apartment with two bedrooms a nice sized office and a spacious living room all have that one floor that's a destroyed flood zone that smells of regret and hot pockets
are you okay
just like the punctuation mark in this question
my feelings are non-existent
Do you ever realize that Cora, instead of staying with her actual family who she thought was dead for six years, decided to move to fucking South America of all places instead of staying with you?
thanks
hi derek. i hope you're having a nice day?
i'm in jail
