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hello darkness my old friend

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if one more of you ungrateful fuckers sends me a message asking where i got the awesome fidget spinner back tattoo from i swear to god

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Do you miss Beacon Hills? The place where most of your family burned to death. You older sister was ripped in half by your uncle. Where you clawed out said uncle's throat only for him to use a banshee to ritually sacrifice part of your energy to bring himself back to life. Where your little sister wasn't dead and decided to once again leave you all alone. Where your ex girlfriends have tried to kill you. Also Stiles is all alone now. Explain yourself young man!

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wow ok why this

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don't delete the blog I for one want to read about your roadtrip with Braeden.

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fun update: after forgetting me at a gas station she actually managed to turn around and come back and find me. only to play the game where she waits for me to get in the car but locks the doors and drives away a little bit before stopping and repeating the process again. 

it went on for two hours.

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update on my life: i was traveling across the country with braeden until she quite literally forgot me at a gas station. (which is ironically not the first time that has happened. shoutout to uncle peter.) 

currently stuck in some shit town in new mexico.

i’m hungry and lonely and my family is dead.

there’s a lot of singing high schoolers here who keep stopping mid song and waiting for me to continue on as if i’m supposed to know the lyrics. 

everyone here is on drugs.

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apparently "living with the guilt of a dead family" isn't an actual job and i can't apply for retirement because "this is a post office and you're covered in blood and i'm calling the police" whatever fuck this i'm taking a vacation

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i bought a lawn mower today

i don't have a lawn

but it's one more step towards leading a functioning adulthood

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