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Take Me There to Disneyland

@imagitory / imagitory.tumblr.com

Hi! I'm a Disneyland Cast Member who loves and reblogs Disney (of course), Studio Ghibli, musical theatre and movie trivia, anime, history, art, politics, and much more! I'm also the author of this way-too-long Harry Potter/Gordon Ramsay fanfic called Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce, which if you agree with JKR's trans-exclusionary nonsense, sorry, was not written for you.
I am always up for a discussion or for writing a deep analysis, so feel free to submit questions, my lovelies! My ask box is always open.
+ Female + Redhead + Curly Girl + Liberal + INFP + Melancholic + Capricorn + Kid at Heart +
Play Hogwarts Mystery? Say hi to my MC, @carewyncromwell!
~~Header by shalalala, icon by lesbiansnowwhite~~
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Woo! So Carewyn’s buddies had a bit of a tiff. Let’s break down this fight in the library, shall we?

Carewyn at this point agrees with you, Tulip, but...

...yeah, she adores Bill to pieces and she’d never say something like that to him. Jacob’s Carewyn’s big brother, but in his absence, Bill has sort of filled the hole he left behind in Carewyn’s life and heart. And no matter how much Carewyn doesn’t trust Rakepick and thinks she only wants to use her, Merula, and Bill for her own purposes, she doesn’t like the thought of putting down Bill’s dreams in the name of “protecting” him from Rakepick’s manipulation.

...Like that.

Oooh! Rowan! Not cool blaming Ben for being under the Imperius Curse! I know you suspected Ben might be R, but...OW.

OW AGAIN, ROWAN! Although yes, in game, Jam City has been making Rowan less front and center, and I’ve justified that by Carewyn and Rowan kind of unconsciously moving apart due to their extreme focuses on the Vaults and academics respectively, this seems like kind of an unfair thing to accuse when it’s not something the player actively chose. Yes, Carewyn didn’t select Rowan to go on various adventures with her (mainly because she thought each friend would have talents better suited to that particular adventure), but even if she had, wouldn’t that fall under “coming around when she wants [her friends’] help?” We don’t have much of an opportunity in game to decide to do fun things with our friends, excluding things that build up our friendship levels like Gobstones, drinking Butterbeer, or eating lunch, and we need those levels at certain places to unlock answers and such, so it doesn’t benefit us to do those things with friends we’ve already maxed out. And for Carewyn and Rowan specifically, the way I see their friendship becoming more distant is largely because Rowan over the last five years has stayed very much the same, while Carewyn has changed dramatically, picking up many friends along the way and becoming the confident, courageous leader that the school needs to protect them from the Cursed Vaults. Carewyn doesn’t resent Rowan for staying the same, as she wishes that she had been as bright, ambitious, loyal, and mature as Rowan was from the start and admires how resolute and unapologetic she is in being herself, no matter what -- but from my writer perspective, I can see Rowan staying stubbornly static while her best friend grows and changes as a flaw. She doesn’t want things to change -- but they are changing anyway.

Okay, so in the game, I had Carewyn respond like this --

But I personally imagine the heart-to-heart going a little differently. While with the group, Carewyn would say that exact thing, but would be unable to look Rowan in the eye, and would change the subject back to the task at hand rather quickly. Then, that night, in the Slytherin common room, Carewyn would wait for Rowan to finish studying in the common room and come up to bed...

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Hi everybody! So in honor of my fic’s second birthday, I figured I’d do something fun -- read aloud one of the most cathartic parts of the story, the face-off between Potions-Professor!Gordon Ramsay and DADA-Professor!Severus Snape! When I read this part aloud to two of my friends and to my mother, it merited quite a bit of laughter and quite a few “oooooh”s, so hopefully you all will enjoy it too! Feel free to read along with me here in chapter 3, or if you haven’t read Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce yet and want to give it a try, you can start the fic from the beginning here! If you prefer the podfic format to reading, you can even listen to my friend @lilolilyr​‘s lovely reading of LOLS here!

Have a magical night! Hope you enjoy!!

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Two years ago today, I wrote a drabble where, during Harry’s sixth year, Dumbledore tapped Gordon Ramsay of Hell’s Kitchen fame to take on the position of Potions Master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That drabble would then quickly grow and over the span of the next year and a half develop into a full, almost 100-chapter epic chock full of humor, drama, angst, allegory, redemption, friendship, and magic! In honor of today, I want to thank all of those who have supported my story, both during its unraveling and after its completion, whether through reviewing, sending kudos, liking/reblogging my posted chapters on Tumblr, or even following me! Thank you so much, all of you, and

Happy birthday, Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce!
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Chapter 3 of my brand-spanking-new Yu-Gi-Oh season 6 AU is now up! (I’ve already apologized to my Kaiba-muse for not having this ready in time for his birthday yesterday – sorry, Kaiba-kun!)

In this chapter, we meet the second of our two main antagonists and the real leader behind Alban Rakoczi and the Neo-Crusaders, Roosevelt Thorne. Unlike cold, manipulative, shady businessman Alban, Roosevelt is…well, I suppose he fancies himself to be suave and mysterious, but let’s see what you all think of him. *snort* We also get focus on the gang (Anzu, Jounouchi, Honda, and Bakura), the Kaiba brothers, the reluctant Neo-Crusader Laurette, and of course Yugi!

Please consider reading and reviewing and, of course, liking and reblogging this post! Hope you have a wonderful day!! xoxo

And here is chapter 4! Once again, friends, please read and review, or even just liking and reblogging this post! Considering it’s been twelve years since I wrote for this fandom and its characters, I could really use the feedback!! 💙

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Chapter 3 of my brand-spanking-new Yu-Gi-Oh season 6 AU is now up! (I’ve already apologized to my Kaiba-muse for not having this ready in time for his birthday yesterday -- sorry, Kaiba-kun!)

In this chapter, we meet the second of our two main antagonists and the real leader behind Alban Rakoczi and the Neo-Crusaders, Roosevelt Thorne. Unlike cold, manipulative, shady businessman Alban, Roosevelt is...well, I suppose he fancies himself to be suave and mysterious, but let’s see what you all think of him. *snort* We also get focus on the gang (Anzu, Jounouchi, Honda, and Bakura), the Kaiba brothers, the reluctant Neo-Crusader Laurette, and of course Yugi!

Please consider reading and reviewing and, of course, liking and reblogging this post! Hope you have a wonderful day!! xoxo

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I cannot believe I did this.

I cannot believe I DID THIS!

But yes! For the first time in twelve years, I’ve started writing a Yu-Gi-Oh multi-chapter fic! This story is set after the original series and will basically be an alternate “sixth season” tying up what I felt were the loose ends left after Atem’s death in the series finale -- namely, Yugi coming into his own as the main character without Atem’s help; a more complete character arc for Kaiba; more action for side characters like Bakura, Mai, Rebecca, and Mokuba; and relationship development for Yugi, Kaiba, and Jounouchi! I don’t know where this adventure may lead me (...okay, I sort of do, I made a chapter outline and everything), but I hope those of you who follow me and are Yu-Gi-Oh fans might consider coming on the ride with me! For those of you who aren’t but want to support my writing, please consider at least reblogging this post! I hope to reblog more posts with future updates for this story soon, but any feedback I can get on what I have would be wonderful.

Thanks for reading, and I hope your day is magical!

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...Am I seriously considering writing a “season 6” style Yu-Gi-Oh: Duel Monsters fanfic? Like — really? Write a fic for a fandom I haven’t written for in over ten years, just because I was rewatching old episodes and rereading some of the manga and feeling frustrated that regular!Yugi and Kaiba couldn’t have bonded more and that Kaiba and Jounouchi never got to tag-team and regular!Bakura never got enough attention or development and there weren’t enough well-developed female duelist characters in the original show? *rubs temples tiredly*

Okay...so if I did decide to write this thing, there are a few things I have to figure out first --

  1. Do I write the story as a continuation of the Japanese dub of the anime or the English dub? That would determine not just names and how much the cast’s Japanese culture is referenced, but whether or not the Shadow Realm exists, the tone of the relationship between Kaiba and Regular!Yugi, Kaiba’s characterization overall, the amount of violence and adult themes presented, and the overall ratio of action and humor in the story’s tone.
  2. Which characters should I bring back? Obviously there are some that sort have to be there no matter what, regardless of my feelings are about their overall usefulness to any plot centered around Duel Monsters (i.e. Honda, Anzu), and there are some I’ve already decided should get some much-deserved spotlight like Bakura, Mokuba, and Mai, but what about the lesser characters? Would Marik come back? Pegasus? Rebecca? The Doma bikers? The von Schroeder brothers from season 5? I can’t bring back everyone, of course, but I wouldn’t mind knowing who people would be more or less interested in appearing.
  3. What about shipping? I’m a self-professed Kaiba/Yugi, Kaiba/Jounouchi, Jounouchi/Mai, and Yugi/Atem fan, but I want to respect the original series’ overall attitude toward romance by making it a side element, even if character and relationship development would be central to the story. That could mean referencing and respecting the canon ship of Yugi/Anzu/Atem, even if I myself don’t really care for it. At this point, the fic I’m developing in my mind would likely focus mainly around the relationships between Kaiba and Yugi, Yugi and Jounouchi, and Jounouchi and Kaiba, with other relationships getting focus on the side, but I guess I wouldn’t mind knowing other opinions on the platonic VS romantic expressions of those relationships. 

I’m also going to have to do a lot of Duel Monsters-related and historical research -- if this is going to be anything like Duelist of the Roses like I planned, then I need to develop some believable original and quasi-original characters with realistic Duel Monsters decks and strategies...

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Hey guys! I was in the mood to record something, so I decided to do the introduction of Etienne Montmercy, an original character of mine who readers of Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce have described like this --

+”[a] monster of a parent”

+”Julien’s asshole transphobic father”

+”dickhead father of the year”

+”[a] transphobic fascist piece of shit”

+”[an] absolute piece of garbage”

+”disgusting”

+”deserves worse than the deepest, darkest, hottest pit in all of Hell”

+”more horrible than Umbridge”

-- and who I consider the most despicable muse I’ve ever written for. If you’d like to read along with the chapter or even give the entire fic a chance yourself, you can find it here, and if you want to enjoy @lilolilyr‘s fabulous Podfic version of the story, you can find that here!

Hope you, er...enjoy!

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Hi guys! So...for a while now, my dear reviewer and friend @lilolilyr has been doing a wonderful Podfic reading of my sprawling HP/Gordon Ramsay fic, Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce, and I’ve loved every second of it. (Seriously, if you haven’t given it a listen, DO IT. NOW.) But yeah, recently, she did a wonderful reading of Chapter 91, and I commented praising it as always. I really enjoyed her take on my character Adrian Enrouge, even though as I mentioned, his voice was different than what I’d heard in my head. Lily replied to my comment, and she asked me how I’d personally heard Adrian’s voice...I considered simply describing it in my response, but I decided, hey -- why not try doing it this way? My sound equipment sucks and my voices are not nearly as distinctive as Lily’s, but it was still fun to give it a try after enjoying Lily’s reading so much.

If you want to read along with me, here is the chapter I’m reading from...and if you’d like to hear Lily’s recording of the full chapter, click here! Much love!!

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[TrueMagic] Walt Aesthetic

“I might not know who I am, but I'm sure to find out! Even if…I somehow never find out who I was…I know what I want and I know where I'm going, so maybe I'll find myself along the way! A new me.”

The boy nicknamed Walt the Wanderer is a new arrival in the Kingdom of Dreams, the magical realm of Imagination that inspired the place called Disneyland. His origins are very mysterious, as the first thing he can remember is a wise voice telling him that “this is his dream” and no one has more power over it than him. Walt doesn’t know who this voice belongs to, nor does he know what it meant or even who he was before he woke up outside the castle of Eyvind. What he does know is that he loves the castle’s prisoner -- a sweet, dark-haired lady called Lily -- and will do anything necessary to rescue her from her captor, Maleficent. Fortunately Walt just might have a chance, as he later discovers that he has a rare kind of magic, which could allow him to create portals just by imagining himself in another place. He befriends a young woman from the real world named Marcia Blair when she accidentally goes through a portal into the Kingdom of Dreams, and the two team up with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, Mickey’s faithful dog Pluto, and an assortment of new friends in an attempt to save the Kingdom of Dreams from Maleficent and her villainous associates once and for all.

Meet Walt in TrueMagic: A Disneyland Fairy Tale!
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Anonymous asked:

OC asks, if you wish to...Rob 'Em Iwerks, 32 (as of post-fic) and 50!

For those of you who don't know my trash pirate son Robert "Rob 'Em" Iwerks, you may meet him through reading my Disney mega-crossover fic, TrueMagic: A Disneyland Fairytale!

32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like?

Well, of course while in the Kingdom of Dreams, Rob 'Em dresses like a pirate (tricorn hat, long coat, leather boots, and all). When he goes to Disneyland as a guest, his clothes are super casual and kind of worn. Jeans, well-fitted T-shirts, white undershirts, baseball caps, leather jackets, and flannel shirts are his Real World aesthetic; Rob tolerates sneakers and sandals, but he'll probably always be most partial to boots. He wears an eyepatch rather than his usual bandana while in our world, and he also often wears fake military dog tags around his neck: one of his "Friends" suggested them to him, so as to give other people less reason to question why he's missing an eye. Rob 'Em doesn't wear make-up, but he does have a pirate "P" brand on the inside of his wrist and a tattoo of a large sparrow on his shoulder (in honor of his not-so-great quasi-father figure, Captain Jack Sparrow). His hair and facial hair has always been shaggy, but since he became a Cast Member, he's had to keep both much more trimmed.

50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

Rob 'Em never goes anywhere, whether in the Kingdom of Dreams or Reality, without his ship (which he can shrink to a small size and wear on a chain around his neck). While in the Kingdom, he always has his pistol and cutlass on him. Post-story in the real world, he'd bring the shield Merlin gave him (which can be shrunk to the size of a coin so he can carry it around in his pocket), his Cast Member ID, maps of both Disneyland and the Kingdom of Dreams, a compass, a calculator, and the pin lanyard Marcia bought him.

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In November 2017, I wrote a silly little Harry Potter AU drabble where Albus Dumbledore, rather than approaching Horace Slughorn for role of Potions Master in HBP, pays a visit with Harry to see Gordon Ramsay of Hell’s Kitchen fame. The initial drabble received so much positive feedback that within a week I expanded the one drabble into a (just as silly) ongoing fanfiction of about four chapters on Archive of Our Own. Over the course of the next fifteen months, that fanfiction grew to an immense size, taking on a large cast of new characters, a MagicChef competition, political and historical allegory, a twist on the Malfoy family’s storyline, drama, humor, romance, tragedy, action, and an off-hand reference to the angelic singing voice of Andrea Bocelli.

And now, at long last, after fifteen months, 99 chapters, and exactly 356,600 words…Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce is now complete.

I frankly have no idea what I’m going to do with myself now. Maybe I’ll get in shape or something. :I

On a more serious note, though, I cannot thank everyone who had commented on my work enough. The helpful critiques and suggestions as well as the overwhelming flood of encouragement, support, and praise sent in throughout the progress has been more valuable to me than I could ever hope to express through the written word. Whenever I was having a terrible day, I would almost always be able to find a review sent earlier that day or week that seemed to make the sun shine a little brighter and bring a spring back into my step. The amount you all have bonded with my characters – investing yourselves in their problems, mourning their losses, and celebrating their successes – god, what better gift could a writer ever hope to receive? So much of myself has been wrapped up in this story, both within its characters and its themes, and I couldn’t be happier to know that even if many of you started reading because of my story’s silly prompt, I was able to keep you even after that story evolved and grew past that original starting point. Whether you only read the original drabble or you stuck with me for the long haul, I am truly and sincerely grateful. Thank you for giving me your time, and thank you for letting me into your hearts. I hope you know how much all of your support, whether through short or long reviews or even just reblogs or kudos, has meant to me this last year.

Thank you all so much.

Love,

imagitory (Tory)

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Hey guys, guess whaaaaat? UPDATE TIMES TWO, B**CHES!

Haha, but seriously, the finale of the Battle of Hogwarts was so long that I finally just had to say “screw it” and split it in half. In my defense, Harry’s side of the story took four whole chapters, and most of that was in his own head... But at yes, friends, the Battle of Hogwarts is now complete! Who shall live? Who shall die? Will this be a happy ending, a sad one, or maybe...?

Next chapters: all the loose ends get tied up!

Hope you enjoy!

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Update time! This chapter features a lot of our favorites, both canon and new to this story -- Cho Chang, and her American cohorts Tokala Kyon Mulligan and Mia Romero, Marieta Edgecombe, Percy Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Daphne Greengrass, Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy, Millicent Bulstrode, Hannah Abbott, Neville Longbottom, Kevin Whitby and the Creevey brothers, Noel Harwich, Rose Zeller, Beau Plumpton, Lucius Malfoy, and Trudy Bonham!

The time is now! The day is here!

Hope you enjoy!

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UPDATE YAY! Whew, this chapter was tricky to write -- these next few chapters are going to be very action-heavy, but I also don’t want to rush through too much of the emotional stuff, like friendships and characters arcs, so...yeah, I’ll try to keep this pacing quick as the last chapter, this one, and the next few chapters will all be taking place in about two days, but at the same time, we gots lots of characters to check up on!!

In this chapter we get focus on Percy Weasley (OMG YAY!!), Cho Chang, Tokala Kyon Mulligan, their MACUSA cohort Mia Ramero, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Dolores Umbridge, Uric Cuffe, Marietta Edgecombe, Elijah Whitby, Jacques Jengu, Gordon and Tana Ramsay (YES, THEY’RE BACK TOO!), Bridget Jaheem, and the mysterious Lavrov (who oh who could he be...?)

Next chapters: the Golden Trio returns to Hogwarts and the Battle of Hogwarts begins!

Hope you enjoy!

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UPDATE TIME! In this chapter, we follow Jacques Jengu and our Bulgarian friends (including Viktor Krum) as they hurry to break out the prisoners in Azkaban and the Saeva Ward! Will they be able to get everyone out? Will they get caught? Will they survive? There’s only one way to know...

Getting focus in this chapter is Jacques Jengu, Elijah Whitby, Rose’s stepfather George Ketteridge, Adrian Enrouge, the mysterious “Lavrov”, Viktor Krum, Antonin Dolohov, Etienne Montmercy, and two other characters I won’t spoil yet!

Hope you all enjoy!

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Well, my friends, it seems we’ve hit another milestone. Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce has just hit

90 FRIGGIN’ CHAPTERS! (WHAAAAAAA)

I’m kind of overwhelmed, to put it mildly.

In this chapter we’ll get focus on Jacques Jengu, Kevin’s father Elijah Whitby, Antoinette Montmercy, and our mysterious Bulgarian “friend”...and we shall also see the beginnings of three break-ins: one at Azkaban, one at Gringotts (yes, that one at Gringotts), and the last at the long-elusive Saeva Ward!

Next chapter: the break-ins themselves! The Death Eaters’ tight hold on the Wizarding World seems to be slipping...!

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