If your Revolutionary Mermaids is a musical, I am begging for a showstopping number full of absolutely wired sea-people called "Caffeine, Caffeine? What Does it Mean?" in the midst of the Boston Tea Party.
LMAO, and here I was imagining a parody of Under the Sea. 😂
"Let's dump the tea! Into the sea! Honey, this tea tax Is breaking all our backs -- okay, not really -- But we are Sons of Liberty! Just only for those who think like me... Darkened our faces 'cause we're all racists -- Let's dump the tea!"
#LMAO I'm sorry america but the whole boston tea party thing definitely can be teased#I'm not saying I don't jibe with the whole 'no taxation without representation' thing or with breaking up the british empire#but at the same time the vast majority of the rebels first engineering the chaos weren't that great of people#the sons of liberty *tarred and feathered* people -- easily one of the most vile things you can ever do to another person#loyalists were terrorized by people who marched lock-step with samuel adams -- and I'm sorry their freedoms were important too#and then yeah there's always the racism against native americans *and* blacks :I#ask me#personal#american revolution#mermaids