Degenerate Maths

So, for the last year or so I've been on a one piece binge. This means I've read a lot of op fanfic and I'm looking at King and Katakuri when I say that. I noticed that some fics can't decide on whether or not our tall op men would kill us with their dicks. So like the too-curious George I am, I got to work and made a size guide to see what's lurking in those pants.

Included: Katakuri, King and Kaido

Yes, I have 😊 here's the link to the original post.

I do have a new spreadsheet on the way to make it easier for people to access and look for their fav characters 😃

But here's Tfa Blitzwings Spike Stats:

I'm glad you enjoy my blog and my work 💜

A Song of the Gods - Chapter 5

A fast knock to the door startles Alyx from Apollo’s chest, she had almost fallen asleep listing to him ramble. She looks at Apollo questioning if she should allow them in, his help was a shrug as he laid back down.

“it’s me Hermes Alyx.” The quiet voice of Hermes could be heard from behind the door.

“Enter!” she shouted bounding off the bed excitedly.

Hermes barely slipped past the door before Alyx trapped him with the tighter hugs she could muster.

”oh? Soon as Hermes arrives I’m left out to dry.” Apollo fake cries as hermes half hearty glares at his brother, his hand gently stroking the top of Alyxs head.

” Sorry brother, but I think my company is far superior to yours.” Hermes playfully jested as Apollo moves to leave the room.

”I’d hate to interrupt your alone time,” Apollo says as he opens the door.

”thank you, Apollo,” Alyx says head still buried in Hermes chest. Apollo gives a wink before closing the door making his way towards the exit of this building. When he notices a large dark figure approaching.

”My dear” Hermes starts pulling away from Alyx only to shift in one swift movement to the bed. ”I think this might more comfortable here if you intend to clutch to me until time ends.” he chuckled pulling her to lay with him on the bed.

”I don't want you to leave me with him.” she quietly spoke fiddling with the clasp that held his cloak on.

”It isn't my choice to leave you, I worry that Ares would harm you to spite me.” He says taking her hand and kissing it.

”how do you know he hasn't already.” she sighs closing her eyes. Hermes looked at her with pained eyes as he brought his hand to cup her chin.

”Then there will be no place where he can hide from me.” Hermes states as places a gentle kiss on her lips and pulls her under him.

”Haven’t you done enough damage brother?” Apollos states pushing his hair behind his shoulders. Ares scowls at his younger brother as he moves to walk past, but is stopped by his brother’s body.

”This isn't going to end well for you brother, love is something that is supposed to come freely. Not be taken by force .” Apollo said glaring back at Ares.

”You shouldn't talk about things above you!” Ares growled and shoved Apollo back. ”You whore about with anything that even looks your way.” He knew he should have brought his hammer. ” is that what you are doing? Leaving from her chambers?!”

”I’m not like you Ares.” Apollo dusting off his shoulder. ”I don't go after those who are so clearly in love with someone else.”

” I honestly doubt that, besides you've taken after father in that regards.” ares states with a smug expression.

”says the one attempting to take what isn't his, another of fathers qualities.” Apollo smirked, ”you know this isn't going to end well brother. No matter how much you love then if they don't love you, it can never work out.”

”Move aside, or I'll make you.” Ares growls not wishing to acknowledge the comments from Apollo.

” or what? This isn't exactly your domain and nor do I think Alyx wishes to see you.” Apollo sneers at him.

Ares growls and takes a swing at Apollo, who saw the punch coming and easily dodged.

”if it's a fight you want brother” Apollo used a flower vase and threw it at Ares, both to Ares and Apollo's surprise it had hit the good of war. ”then it’s a fight you’ll get!”

Hermes lay on top of Alyx feeling utterly defeated, here he was head in the crook of her neck gently nuzzling into her unsure of how he could prevent his monster of a brother from taking her away from him. Then a ridiculous thought appears in his head.

“Let us run away,” he says lifting himself off her as she gazes into his eyes, she knew that he wasn’t joking they had the shine and the determination they get when he’s speaking passionately and truly about something.

“Runaway?” She questioned, “Where would we go?”

“Anywhere, far from here!” he says taking her hands in his. “As long as we are together, I do not care.”

She smiles, she wants that hope, but she as well as he knows the fate of those who try to run from their lives among the gods especially those who had important duties to fulfil.

“As much as I want to do that, you know it won’t just be Ares who hunts us if we do.” her voice fades to a whisper as she looks down at their hands, Hermes is about to speak when a loud crash followed by the sound of flesh pounding into flesh. Alyx is the first to her feet but not the first out of the door as Hermes rushes to bear witness to the chaos that has befallen the corridor of Alyxis home.

Alyx was not a goddess of mischief but as a child, she could certainly be mistaken for one. It was probably the reason why she got along with three of Zeus many sons so well. It was most likely a relief that they had someone to keep them entertained instead of fighting one another.

As they grew older each god grew more into their own and developing their own unique skill set. Hermes has improved greatly with his speed; Ares combat was something that even older gods had started to fear and Apollo well aside from his strength, his womanising skills he had matured greatly. As for Alyx well, her combat had greatly improved to keep her in tow with the boys, her singing and light manipulation had improved greatly so much so that she was the only entertainer allowed to sing at any large gathering that Zeus and Hera attended. This is not to say she didn’t enjoy singing for others, why if Apollo had his way, she’d be singing nonstop for him. She did on occasion sneak down to the mortals to sing a few times but was once caught by Zeus who threatened to rip out her vocal cords if she so much as hummed in a mortal’s direction. She did as she was told, that was until after the war of the giants was over, wherewith the help of Hermes she was able to continue to sing for the mortals in secret.

“That was rather an inappropriate song for mere mortals to hear, don’t you think?” Hermes laughed out as he takes another sip of wine. Alyx giggling recalling the song she had sang called hands of gold, she takes a sip of her wine then makes her retort.

“It’s not that inappropriate, not as bad as the stuff Apollo has asked me to sing anyway.” She laughs as she looks out over the clouds. This was normal of them after a performance to the mortals to come back here drink wine and laugh, eventually getting interrupted by Apollo or on rare occasions Ares.

“Though as much as I love to sing for everyone, I can’t help feeling like I’m missing out on something.” She sighs out looking down at her glass. Hermes could relate to the way she felt, he quite enjoyed the time he spent with her sneaking to the mortal world to watch her perform. On occasion, he would find himself singing with her, mostly in private but when very drunk he will sing in public with her.

“You could try that light show you’ve been working on? I know Apollo would love it and maybe even Hera if you sing the right song to it.” He could list endless suggestions for her do to and to be honest he didn’t much care for what she did as long as he got to watch.

“As much as I want to try it out I don’t think it’s ready for a Hera level audience” she laughed “and besides I’m not sure if she’s in the mood for my shenanigans.”

“What makes you say that?” Hermes asks sitting up, it was normal for him and his brothers to catch flack with Hera, but Alyx had done numerous things that had brought a smile to the goddess's face enough times that she seemed to overlook certain things that she’s done.

“I don’t know if she knows we’ve been sneaking to the mortals, but since my last performance at the harvest festival she’s been giving me a lot of side glances and weird comments.” She says glancing up towards Heras viewing garden. “It always unnerves me though, making fewer comments about my appearance and more comments about unsuitable behaviours.” She said glancing over to Hermes who had yet to even take his eyes off her.

“Didn’t think she’d bother you that much, why start worrying now? She probably just plotting to make you one of her entertainers or something.” He said draping one of his arms around her shoulder pulling her into him. “But if it bothers you that much, we could always run away live amongst the mortals-”

“And have Hera or Zeus come for our heads I don’t think so.” She laughed out leaning her head against him.

Hermes let out a chuckle “we both know that they wouldn’t dirty their hands coming after us. Ares would probably come, and he couldn’t keep up with us even if he tried for a thousand years.” He said placing a light kiss atop her head.

“Well you can meet him in arrogance” she giggled as she bopped his nose.

Hermes laughed at her gesture, taking her hand, and pulling her so that she was now fully facing him as her legs straddling him. He placed his hands on her outer thighs which had become exposed due to slits in her dress shifting to allow her to be seated comfortably atop Hermes. “My, becoming bolder, are we? I don’t think many would appreciate their messenger getting handsy with their much-beloved entertainment.” She jested to him, placing her hands to cup his face. “Come to think of it, the only person to care would be Apollo and we both know that is due to his absence.”

Hermes smirked and allowed his hands to start wandering up her body. “Don’t be too sure about that my love, any of these dam gods would surely be blessed to have you in their favour.” He moved to capture her lips in his when a dark looming shadow covered them.

This caused them both to looked towards the cause of the interruption, their eyes met the sharp red eyes of Ares. Ares sudden appearance causes them to drop their hands from each other, Alyx rose to her feet pulling Hermes up with her.

“Ares you always have the worst timing, what do you-” Hermes was cut off by Ares gruff voice.

“Hera has requested your presence Alyx. It would be best not to keep her waiting.” He stepped to the side to allow Alyx to proceed in front of him.

She gave Hermes a look of ‘I told you so’ before proceeding to walk past Ares and towards one of the many buildings in Olympus. Ares turned to follow her as Hermes was left behind, he quickly called out to his half-brother “aren’t I supposed to be the god of messages? Trying new job prospects?” Hermes laughed to himself as Ares gave him a glare over his shoulder and probably mumble a profanity before continuing to follow Alyx towards his mother's gardens.