I've Done It
I finally figured out how to calculate the size of robot pussy Cybertronian valves, that is all.
(Yes the chart is coming soon)
Anonymous asked:
Would you be so kind as to give me some IDW Brainstorm measurements, I need them for totally purely scientific reasons. *Cough* um yes, for a totally normal scientific experiment that is totally only for a normal medical experiment reason and not for anything else.
*slides note across table* Yes for medical and scientific reasons 👀😏
IDW Brainstorm Spike Stats:
Length: 61.1 cm Diameter: 15 cm Circumference: 47 cm Transfluid count: 1175.7 ml Survivable? No. However, a hypothesis must be tested in order to be proven
Yes, I did, Megatron as well (famous last words)
I also calculated the specs for Megatrons spike as well, like a weirdo 👀
At this point, I don't think there's a limit to my madness ! Except Earthspark 🥲
G1
Length 36.2cm
Circumference 27.9cm
Could a human survive? Yes ✅️
Tfp
Length 72.5 cm
Circumference 55.7
Could a human survive? No ⛔️ like mayhe on life-support 🤔
Bayverse
Length 79.2cn
Circumference 61
Could a human survive? Like I know you're gonna try but you will die 💀
IDW
Length 86.1cm
Circumference 66.2cm
Could a human survive? Thus is a weapon of mass horny destruction. Nations try to keep this from getting horny in hopes it won't kill them. ⛔️🆘️💀
Good God
It has been a hot minute since I uploaded anything. That may have been because I forgot the email and password for this account. But don't fret I have returned to the Tumblr scene bearing a dark gift. I uploaded this to ao3 but it's high time I give my Tumblr some loving. As always mind the tags, concrit is welcome (within reason e.g. not liking the pairings isn't concrit)
(also requests are once again open)