Guess who's back after a very long extended hiatus... Well me obviously but more importantly the spike and valve size guides are back.

Now I still have a lot of requests to go through and atm, so they will not be opening back. I am just going to be working on the sizing ones until I get my mojo back (my writing not my bird he is a menace.) I am unsure how long this motivational attitude is gonna last so I'm gonna make the most of it while it's here

Good God

It has been a hot minute since I uploaded anything. That may have been because I forgot the email and password for this account. But don't fret I have returned to the Tumblr scene bearing a dark gift. I uploaded this to ao3 but it's high time I give my Tumblr some loving. As always mind the tags, concrit is welcome (within reason e.g. not liking the pairings isn't concrit)

(also requests are once again open)