The Winner is:

Earthspark! It will be nice to write another es fanfic :D (there was no love for g1 T.T they may be boxes but dang)

So who is the reader railing or getting railed by 👀

There will be one more poll after this and I swear it will be the last one I promise

Ok, I decided I'd share these measurements before I started work on the visual guide, as regardless they make great references for all your transformer banging needs!

I worked harder than I should have on these and I'm quite proud of the work I did (even though I know I probably shouldn't be 😆 🤣). It's been a good way to pass time while stuck in bed, so I may have gotten too focused on it (like spending several days on it.... maybe even a week?idk 😆)

But anyway time for the main event!

Continuities:

Characters Covered:

Here's a little key for my "Can you fuck this?" rating system.

I hope you enjoyed this creation 😀 even if it's not pretty it's practical and in a day of banging 5 what we need 🤣

If you want a character added to the ever growing list, let me know 😊

I also calculated the specs for Megatrons spike as well, like a weirdo 👀

At this point, I don't think there's a limit to my madness ! Except Earthspark 🥲

G1

Length 36.2cm

Circumference 27.9cm

Could a human survive? Yes ✅️

Tfp

Length 72.5 cm

Circumference 55.7

Could a human survive? No ⛔️ like mayhe on life-support 🤔

Bayverse

Length 79.2cn

Circumference 61

Could a human survive? Like I know you're gonna try but you will die 💀

IDW

Length 86.1cm

Circumference 66.2cm

Could a human survive? Thus is a weapon of mass horny destruction. Nations try to keep this from getting horny in hopes it won't kill them. ⛔️🆘️💀

Decepticans