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This blog is mainly a nsfw one so No Minors allowed

About me:

Just a not-so-casual Aussie nerd who likes to read, write, draw and use maths for degenerative things. I like to push the limits on the themes I write for, so heed the warnings on my post as they are there for a reason! I have an army of birds and we will eventually conquer the world once they stop killing my wallet. Ao3 (Everything I write is almost always posted here) Twitter Tiktok

Do you want a transformer's spike and valve Measurement? Check out the Spike & Valve Master List

Request info:

Status: Open (always open for spike and op men measurements)

Writing Requests open for Transformers and One Piece requests.

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Watching Reality TV With You (Various One Piece Characters x Reader)

Characters: Zoro, Sanji, Trafalgar Law, Luffy, Perona + Mihawk, Nami, Kizaru/Borsalino, Eustass Kidd

A/n: Sorry I’m a huge fan of Real Housewives so take these silly headcanons!!!

Note: GN reader, the relationships with the character(s) and reader can be seen as platonic/romantic depending on what you prefer :) Mihawk + Perona’s relationship to each other is also not stated just for your personal preference. These are all just very silly things, don’t take this too seriously since it’s crack!

Zoro

“The hell? Why are you watching this crap? It’s not even real!”
He just sighs and grumbles about how this is dumb the whoooooole time.
Tends to sharpen his swords or try and nap while it’s on.
Until lowkey he starts peeking a bit like ‘did she just say that?’

#the most accurate sentence about Eustass kid #spit my tea out #Eutass has opinions and they're all shit #I love me boy #but damn

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So, for the last year or so I've been on a one piece binge. This means I've read a lot of op fanfic and I'm looking at King and Katakuri when I say that. I noticed that some fics can't decide on whether or not our tall op men would kill us with their dicks. So like the too-curious George I am, I got to work and made a size guide to see what's lurking in those pants.

Included: Katakuri, King and Kaido

#one piece men #one piece #one piece tall men #one piece nsfw #charlotte katakuri #katakuri one piece #king one piece #king the wildfire #kaido one piece #Katakuri nsfw #king the wildfire nsfw #kaido nsfw #One piece smut fanfic help #idk how to tag this #Use this info however you see fit

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Anonymous asked:

Omg I just started thinking about size difference one piece yanderes again and started cackling about falling between the mattress and the bed frame if you're a regular sized darling for like king or katakuri or even doflamingo and corazon like oh God pls help. The yanderes are like "oh God now I've lost the remote AND my lover ughhhh"

rollinouttahere-writes answered:

Katakuri saw it coming and blocks you before you can fall.

King rolls his eyes and tells you to get yourself out. He told you to stop sitting so close to the edge.

Doflamingo will either yank you out with his strings or leave you there to get out on your own while laughing at your attempts the entire time.

Corazon tries to rescue you, but then also falls in.

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So You Want To Know Dreadwings Array?

Good because idk why else you'd be here

Includes: Tfp

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#transformers #valveplug #<- mind the tag #valve and spike stats #robot spikes #robot valves #transformers nsfw #maccadam #maccadams #transformers bayverse #transformers prime #tfp #transfomers #18+ only #18+ content #I've given up #dreadwing #tfp dreadwing

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Imagine becoming King's dom

During the beast pirate's spring fighting championship event

King, Queen, and You: *roped into being announcers during the event*

Contestant: *get smacked so hard they fly off the arena, and they skip across the surface of the water surrounding the arena like a stone*

You: yikes.

King: oh ow, that looked like it hurt

Queen: Are you envious of him?

King: *rolls his eyes* can you not?

Queen: back me up (y/n), he's a pervert right?

You: I have no room to talk

Queen: I'm surrounded by sexual deviants!

You: no, you're just a square.

Queen: *makes an offended noise and storms offstage*

King: ....what are you?

You: Hmm?

King: like are you a top, bottom, dom, sub?

You: switch, for both

King: *in need of a good dom* what kind of dom are you?

You: a pleasure dom

King: I'm not familiar with pleasure doms

You: it means that I won't be done with you until you've had like twenty orgasms.

King: good lord, and how do you plan to accomplish that.

You: a cock ring and a vibrating tongue piercing.

King: Those are a thing!

You: yeah, you wanna see?

King: absolutely

You: *turns on the vibrator and presses the stud to the mic*

The crowd: *goes nuts*

King: so you wanna swing by my room later?

Coming Soon

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This May Leave You Quaking

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Welp here are the one the only skyquakes array stats.

Includes: Tfp

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#transformers #valveplug #<- mind the tag #valve and spike stats #robot spikes #robot valves #transformers nsfw #maccadam #maccadams #transformers prime #tfp #tfp skyquake #transformers skyquake #skyquake #18+ only #18+ content #I've given up

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You Wanna Know A Secret Horn-Head

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Whirls arry, thats the secret.

Includes: Cyberverse and IDW

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#transformers #valveplug #<- mind the tag #valve and spike stats #robot spikes #robot valves #transformers nsfw #maccadam #maccadams #transformers cyberverse #18+ only #18+ content #I've given up #transformers idw #transformers whirl #mtmte whirl #whirl

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Swan Dives Into This Mech

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*Looks at his little head fins* Do you ever wonder if they'd be used like handlebars. That aside let's see what array wheelJack is packing!

Includes: G1, RotB, Bayverse, Cyberverse, IDW, Earthspark, Tfa and Tfp

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What Else Will He Make You Wear

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Like I imagine a lot but I also can imagine what Vos array would be like. Includes: IDW

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#transformers #valveplug #<- mind the tag #valve and spike stats #robot spikes #robot valves #transformers nsfw #maccadam #maccadams #transformers idw #18+ only #18+ content #I've given up #Transformers vos #idw vos #Idw Djd #vos

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That's No Planet

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If you ever wanted to know what a planet-sized transformers array would look like, look no further.

Includes: G1

#transformers #valveplug #<- mind the tag #valve and spike stats #robot spikes #robot valves #transformers nsfw #maccadam #maccadams #transformers g1 #18+ only #18+ content #I've given up #transformers unicron #Unicron

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Ultra Magnus Defs Lives Up To The Name

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So if you're a fan of Ultra Magnus and are wanting to know some more intimate details about the big guy (like spike and valve stats) well look no further. Includes: G1, Tfa, Tfp and IDW

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Like I Understand But I Also Don't

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Next on the list is Tesarus... Like if he's your dude good for you but at the same time

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#transformers #valveplug #<- mind the tag #valve and spike stats #robot spikes #robot valves #transformers nsfw #maccadam #maccadams #transformers idw #transfomers #18+ only #18+ content #I've given up #tesarus #transformers tesarus

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His Voice Isn't The Only Thing That Will Kill

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Another Decepticon that makes me question my morals on why I like him so much is Tarn. So lets see what the leader of the DjD is packing. Includes: Cyberverse and IDW

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A Spider I would fuck around with.

Ok so probably the only spider I like it's Tarantulas. So lets see what that array could be packing. Includes: Beast Wars, IDW and Earthspark