what kind of name is lancelot? what are you lancing a lot? other men? 🤔🤨📸

HALF LIFE 2 IS FREE RIGHT NOW ON STEAM !!!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL !! EVERYONE GO GRAB IT NOW !!

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

Pennant-winged Nightjar (Caprimulgus vexillarius), male, family Caprimulgidae, order Caprimulgiformes, South Africa

photographs by Manfred Suter

Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are

This reminds me of when I was a kid and my very Scottish grandma did child minding for extra money. At one point she looked after these three siblings that were adopted from Guatemala. The kids had two moms. It was the 90s and I'm Canadian.

Now, you would think that even in the 90s most adults would see two women who live in the same house and have adopted children together and think "Harold, they're lesbians". My mom certainly did, internally, but my grandma never brought it up, leaving my mom to wonder whether my grandma was being uncharacteristically discreet or if there was something about the situation my mom was misreading.

One day my grandma needed a hand with something to do with the kids, so my mom came over to the house, whereupon she noticed that the two women who lived together slept in one bedroom, and said "ohhh, they're lesbians."

To which my grandmother indignantly rebutted, "they're not lesbians, they're Scottish."

According to my grandmother, you see, it's cold in Scotland, so women live and sleep together all the time and women who do this are not lesbians, because it's cold (????). Therefore, upon noticing two women living together in Western Canada, adopting children together, and sleeping in the same bed together year-round, my grandma had mentally categorized these women as Scottish.

i gotta remember this

Last Light - Rebecca Denton

British , b. 1980s -

Etching , lithographic inks , 50 x 50 cm. Ed. 40.

embrace the joys of not being included in everything

2011

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

People confusing Olaf from A Series of Unfortunate Events with Olaf from Disney’s Frozen in fan posts that don’t use the disambiguation of the title “Count” will forever be the funniest fucking thing to me

Olaf, why are you suddenly singing and dancing?

Dragon Age: The Veilguard

ur with your new friend at the park and this happens, wyd