Riverdale should've had a time loop episode but it's archie waking up every time married to a different person in town and then having to witness a murder like wow I'm married to veronica that's nice but how do we stop the killer, wow I'm married to betty that's nice but how do we stop the killer, wow I'm married to jughead that's nice but how do we stop the killer. And dear reader, the killer? It was the wizard that put him in the time loop with the intention of torturing him by putting him in an unhappy marriage, but he just loooooves everyone so he always wakes up like this is nice no problem, my wife is a lesbian but if she is happy doing her thing then I'm happy