Anyone wanna find me a free trip to the Bahamas 🇧🇸 I won a trip and it’s all inclusive for a cruise and everything for 7 days just gotta get ticket there and port fee and like some other things but that’s literally like a total of $300

No joke though and it’s 100% legit I’ve never had a vacation before and I guess I can schedule it anytime in the next 18 months.

I would send you pics the whole time 😭

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( I doubt anyone likes me/wants me to be happy THIS much but …)

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

It’s Yours

Title: It’s Yours Fandom: Critical Role Character focus/relationships: Perc’ahlia Notes: Spoilers for episodes 68/69 if you aren’t caught up with it to that point.

There were many things that Vex knew. She knew that her brother was easier to read than he lead on sometimes. She knew that Scanlan was tortured by his past even though he never showed it. She knew that Grog would never abandon any of them no matter what he might say. She knew that Pike was the most precious to all of them. She knew that Keyleth loved Percy just as much as she did Vax.

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I posted this nearly 5 years ago to the day and I just reread it and DISCOVERED THERE’S FUCKING TYPOS IN IT. GODDAMMIT.

I wish you all very good sex. if you don't like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don't want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.

Spoiler alert: Grim did not win the game.

Ok, I've seen this sentiment before, but the amount of Kindle Unlimited ads I've been seeing is forcing me to repeat it-

Kindle Unlimited is offering two free months of unlimited ebooks. As a trial. Which will then become a paid subscription.

Your local library is offering unlimited ebooks all the time. Forever. No contracts, no predatory practices, no tracking of how long you spend on each particular page in the hopes that information about your habits can be sold for a profit.

Use your library. They want so badly to give you all of the things for free.

hey, you guys remember the Mishapocalypse?

what if that, but like…Nicolas Cage?

…no no, wait, hold on, hear me out!

so, Nicolas Cage has a movie coming out this year that I’ve been losing my mind over for a couple days now. the trailer is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently, and I have no idea how to handle it. I mean, he plays a fictionalized version of himself! it looks like it’s gonna be horrible! I can’t wait to watch it!

and it comes out on April 22nd of this year

now, in my recent quest to understand the appeal of Nicolas Cage, I was looking at old photo shoots of his, including this one from 2005.

upon seeing one of these images, my dear friend and confidant @wonderbound​ made this absolutely groundbreaking observation:

and thus, the Nickapocalypse was born.

but you might be wondering - what image inspired such a reaction?

well

this one. it was this one.

so on April 22nd, 2022, I will be changing my icon to this image. it’s haunting, and it stares into your soul, and it actually looks really good as an icon tbh

and if you want to? you should join me! because fuck it, that’s why!

it’s 2022! things are a mess! everything is chaos and nothing makes sense - much like every acting choice Nicolas Cage has ever made.

and we love him for it. so let’s just fucking go for it!

Nickapocalypse 2022. one day only.

let’s confuse as many people as we possibly can

Encanto (2021)

Wet

Word Count: 8.2k (yikes) Warnings: Fluff, Smut Pairings: Jaebeom x Reader Summary: Friends to Lovers AU—You forgot to get JB a birthday present, so you offer a coupon for whatever he wants. He picks a date. (Inspiration)

A/N: Okay, so remember this? Ignore the date and pretend it’s that same month or something. Forgive me. T_T Here’s my birthday present for our amazing, quirky leader. Tagging @im-captain-of-this-ship​ because you showed interest in it. Suffer with me! >:)

You chewed your bottom lip as the phone rang. You usually stayed on top of things like this, but December was an absolute shit show. Work was a mess. Your family had one minor crisis after another. You simply forgot—

“I wondered when you’d remember me.” Jaebeom didn’t sound upset, and that made you feel a teeny bit better. “Did you get caught up with one of your boyfriends?”

You scoffed at his teasing. “No. Just life and its bullshit.” You stood up and started pacing around your bedroom. “I’m really fucking sorry—”

He laughed. “_____. You’re only a day late. It’s no big deal.”

“Yeah,” you couldn’t help how whiny you sounded, “but you helped Youngjae go all out for my birthday. It’s shitty of me not to return the favor.”

“One, that was his idea. I just helped him set up. Two, I didn’t do it expecting you’d do the same for me. I just wanted you to have a great day.”

You flopped down on your bed and huffed. “Okay, now I feel worse.” Of course, he’d be a good sport about this. He’s only ever been friendly and nice to you. BamBam or Jinyoung would demand your soul as an ironclad I.O.U. Though, come to think of it, Jaebeom would be the same way towards anyone else. You heard a muffled chuckle and frowned. “JB, don’t mock me.” A thought struck you and you sat up. “I could order you a present. Or-or give you a gift card to one of your favorite stores.”

“_____, you don’t—” He tried to object, but he’d already lost you.

“Ooh! I know! How about an I.O.U. coupon? Good for whatever you want. It’s the least I can do.”

His protests died, and for a moment you thought he’d hung up on you. Just as you opened your mouth to call his name, he spoke up, “For anything?”

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I got REALLY confused on why I was being tagged in something cause I totally forgot about this and FUCK IT WAS AMAZING. Absolutely perfect and yes, I'm now dead. 💕

A Break : Mingyu & Wonwoo

⇢ Synopsis: You and Mingyu live a perfect life. He’s an idol by day, and a doting husband by night, who showers your new baby with adoration. Life is easy- but when Mingyu starts paying more attention, he realizes why things are so easy: because it’s not just the two of you raising your baby, there’s a third person involved, and your baby has no concept of what differentiates a dad from a baby sitter. 

⇢ Warnings: dirty talk, threesomes, oral (m/f receiving), deep throating, some body worship, spit roasting, unprotected sex, mentions of vouyeristic themes and public sex, man handling, size kink, etc… ⇢ Pairing: Wonwoo & Mingyu x reader ⇢ Genre: smut ⇢ Word count: 15.6k ⇢ Tropes/AU’s: idol/regular world setting, husband!Mingyu, new father!Mingyu, baby sitter!svt, etc…

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This fic was written by a writer who is unable to get a ‘day job’ due to debilitating disabilities. This fic took upwards of 30 hours to complete and is Pay by Donation, meaning it’s not behind a paywall that forces everyone to donate, however, even $1 would make a massive difference-

For those unable to donate anything, please at least reblog the fic if you liked it

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Prologue

The first scream of joy captures Mingyu’s attention, and the tall man turns his head to follow the sound.

The playground is alive with children enjoying the first fallen snow of the year, a sight that makes Mingyu’s heart warm in his chest and his grip on your hand tighten. A smile spreads across his face, and when you squeeze his fingers in return, he looks to you, pleased to see a similar look of wonder on your features.

He opens his mouth, body tingling with energy and anticipation- but before he can so much as broach the subject of having babies with you, another child is screaming- and the voice belongs to Hoshi, who barrels through the two of you, forcing your interlocked fingers apart as he attempts to escape from DK, who is holding a massive sheet of what looks like ice-

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Choices : Aqua Line

⇢ Synopsis: A night with your three best friends takes an unexpected turn when you admit you’ve been trying to decide which member of Pentagon’s ‘Aquarius Line’ you like most.

⇢ Warnings: Foursome, rough switch Kino, Simp Wooseok, exasperated Dom Yuto, oral (m/f receiving), Wooseok has a case of big cock syndrome, pwp, unprotected sex, size kink, ‘Pip Squeak’ pet name, spanking, choking, etc… ⇢ Pairing: Wooseok & Kino & Yuto (Pentagon’s Aqua line) x reader ⇢ Genre: smut.  ⇢ Word count: 9.5k ⇢ Tropes/AU’s: Best friends to lovers, Long time Pining brought to the surface with a ripping of an emotional bandaid, polyamory, non-idol au. 

Entrance Fee Note : Please do not skip!

This fic was written by a writer who is unable to get a ‘day job’ due to debilitating disabilities. This fic took upwards of 60 hours to complete and is Pay by Donation, meaning it’s not behind a paywall that forces everyone to donate, however, even $1 would make a massive difference-

For those unable to donate anything, please at least reblog the fic if you liked it

For those able to donate $3, I have Paypal and Kofi as a ‘read by donation’ collection bin

And for those with $5 or more, I’ve now created a Patreon where you’ll be able to access monthly exclusive content as a thank you for your support :)

For more details on entrance fees/Patreon, you can look here

And for more details about the exclusive content connected to this fic, read to the end, and then you can decide if this month’s Patreon is worth it for you, or if you’re happy with how this fic ends and just wanna pop me a kofi or a cudos :) 

 “What are you thinking about?” Yuto asks, taking a seat. You make room for him by lifting your legs off the couch, allowing your friend to slip under them. His warm hands find your calves and he brings them to settle in his lap while you both get comfortable on the couch that Wooseok has been hauling around since his last year of high school, when he’d won it in a bet with Yeo One on whether or not their two friends were hooking up with the same girl at the same time.  

You grin at the memory, pushing your body against the fuzzy blanket that covers the dark leather couch much of the time- Yeo One hadn’t bought the expensive sofa with the intention of it becoming a part time bed for teenage boys, too lazy to get up after playing video games at all hours.

Wooseok has made the stiff, leather couch comfortable with layers of blankets and pillows, and over the years it’s been worn down by countless people. 

“This couch.” You breathe, leaning your head to the side, against the cushion. 

“How high are you?” Yuto laughs, his hand moving to find your foot, where he runs a finger along your heel. The brief contact causes you to jolt yourself away from the mischievous Japanese boy, who had rolled into your life around the same time Wooseok and Kino had, in tenth grade.

The four of you had been put together in a group project, only to find out that all three of them had been born within the same ten days. The ‘Aquarius Line’ had bonded immediately, and the three were easy going enough to welcome you wholeheartedly into the festivities of newfound friendship.

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Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!