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@im-a-fully-realized-creation

HERE LIES THIS TUMBLR BLOG KEPT INTACT FOR PROSPERITY 2016-2020 || Cecil || he/him/his || 17 || genderqueer transmasc pansexual || icon credit to @acadieum
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insane amount of tits on my dash. truly nothing i've ever seen before. it's... a jopmas miracle

fragile man made out of spun sugar: w-wait... i don't know if that post is... such a good idea robust woman made out of beets: this post FUCKING sucks! if you post it i'll smash your holes off sentient but dying compost pile: please... just one more banana peel before i go

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Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

  • eat breakfast
  • go to bed
  • get out of bed
  • take a shower
  • write
  • practice
  • watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it
  • retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

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Things That Happened in 2020 That Don’t Feel Like They Did:

-The Witcher came out

-The movie Parasite wins at the Oscars

-Stickbugging

-Kim Jong Un “died” like three times

-Ray Bans Official Charity Sale For $26.99 Today

-The murder hornets appearing and disappearing in like a week

-The Sonic movie came out

-Jennifer Lopez pole dances at the Superbowl

-4/20/2020

-X Æ A-12 Musk

-UFOs are real apparently

-Plane flights were like $15 at one point

-For some reason, Clone High is making a comeback

-Leaving school in March for a “few weeks lockdown” and now we’re here

-Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day for a lot of us

these all feel 5 years away at least

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