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Dr. Gachey with foxglove, 1890

Some of Van Gogh’s best work was done during a period of his life that he spent in a hospital being treated for his mental health problems. I could be wrong but I think Starry Night was among those.

This is consistently the case. Creators tend to do their best work when they are in a healthy place and receiving proper treatment and not being self destructive in their efforts to cope. Go figure.

All our experiences, good and bad, inform what we create, but suffering is not the price of great art. Suffering is what prevents artists from completing great art.

(I bring to mind this @tkingfisher / Ursula Verson quote about once a week <3)

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fairmanor

The funniest thing about LOTR is Aragorn constantly overstepping the Elves’ personal boundaries. They come from a race where touching your heart is one of the highest signs of affection and he’s over here pulling them into bear hugs and slapping shoulders like a brawny middle-aged dad

LMAO wasn't Aragorn raised by Elves? He knows what he's doing

True, but the momentary panic in Haldir’s eyes here is hilarious

Okay but what this potentially says about Elrond and the rest of the elves he was raised by is absolutely heartwarming. Because IRL humans need a certain amount of touch and affection and hugs and stuff. It’s particularly important for things like brain development and while it varies from person to person it’s still more than what elf kids need

And it honestly looks like Aragorn is not only comfortable with this kind of physical affection, he’s used to it. 

Which makes me think that instead of looking at young Aragorn, and asking him to be more like an elf to fit in with those around them. Elrond looked at this kid and and thought to himself “how can I be more like what this child needs to thrive” 

Aragorn has been raised by Elves since he was only 2 years old. So if we’re going by Piaget’s theories of child development, that puts Aragorn, (who would have been called Estel at the time) in the pre-operational stage. Or somewhere thereabouts. So Elrond is raising this kid when he’s learning to talk. When he’s constantly asking “why?” about everything. 

Young Estel would have grown up surrounded by elves and elf children and just by virtue of not being an elf, he probably would have had to deal with feeling less capable than those around him. He wouldn’t have been able to do things like run across snow, and didn’t have the ability to see as far as they did with their “elf eyes” and I am imagining all manner of bruises and skinned knees as he tries to keep up anyway. 

And it would take some getting used to his new surrounding, but  I can’t stop picturing the first time tiny little Estel runs full tilt across the room and hugs Elrond’s leg. 

And instead of scolding him or asking him to be more like an elf to fit in, Elrond consciously sets aside his own discomfort in the face of what this child needs to thrive. And if what Estel needs is hugs, then hugs he shall have. 

Elrond picking up itty bitty Aragorn in a great big hug, and being just as uncomfortable about it, but hiding it well because this child was entrusted to his care and he will not let the boy grow up feeling unwanted or unloved.

And so Aragorn grew up surrounded by elves, but he grew up to be someone who naturally and unselfconsciously displays affection. 

I think that speaks volumes about Elrond. 

He raised this kid from age 2 to age 20 (so the majority of his formative years and well through his teens) and it was around then that Elrond’s own daughter gets back form visiting her grandmother Galadriel and meets this boy for the first time.

So I have NO IDEA what the various stages of child development would be for an elf, but I doubt their exactly the same.

Sure, Elrond might seem distant now, but there is no way Aragorn became the guy who is constantly overstepping elves personal boundaries to display affection without Elrond choosing to sacrifice his personal boundaries for the sake of a child’s well being.

This is the best possible addition to this post

....wasn't Elrond mixed anyway? I seem to recall his mother or father being human

Elrond was mixed. At the end of the First Age he was given the choice to be among Elves or among Humans.

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roseslaces

He had also sheltered the line of Isuldur ever since the Ring and Isuldur disapeared. He knows what he's doing.

Today in ‘Elrond is a fucking great dad, fight me’, this post!

(Elrond was indeed somewhere close-ish to half human. Elwing was 1/4 human and Earendil was 1/2 human, if I did my calculations correctly, so that would make Elrond 3/8 human or something like that.)

Tbh I think the key indicator of Elrond’s character is the fact that, conventionally speaking, he didn’t get to have a happy childhood. When he was very little, his home got raided,  his parents turned into a bird and star that he never saw again, and he got ‘adopted’ by two cursed mass murderers who’d started more bloody wars and killed more people in the name of their Oath than any other elven group before and since. Sure, it’s implied that the time he spent with Maglor and Maedhros was happy- ‘for a great love grew between them, despite all odds’- but he was still growing up with people who were described as ‘sick in mind and spirit’ and were canonically unstable as fuck, before he grew old enough to move to Gil-Galad’s place and work under him. And then one of his foster parents committed suicide, and the other went MIA for millennia, presumed dead or turned to a wandering spirit, and then his brother ups and chooses mortality on his ass. By all means, he’s got more right and reason to be distant and bitter and unstable than probably any other elf in Rivendell (other than his Noldor kin, but I don’t think that needs saying).

And yet despite all that, he raised Aragorn with kindness. He met his needs, and raised him well, even though it had probably been ages since he was personally involved in human childrearing, and he raised him to be very affectionate and loving and stable even into his adult years, when he faced major challenges (and also Arwen)

Idk, but I think that speaks volumes about Elrond’s character, moreso than any other description of him just being ‘kind’ or ‘wise’ 

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crazy-pages

This is why Gandalf likes him. Yes he's also a bearer of one of the Three Rings and important and a font of wisdom and a great authority among elves.

But this is why Gandalf spends time with him.

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hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

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You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

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wonderwyrm

It may not be apparent to everyone how to easily find out who wrote the poem in the tags, so: @mumblesplash

(an instant-classic example of a Tumblr thread where so many people add value!)

So wherever you look, be it near or far,

know Hope can be found wherever you are.

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CoPilot in MS Word

I opened Word yesterday to discover that it now contains CoPilot. It follows you as you type and if you have a personal Microsoft 365 account, you can't turn it off. You will be given 60 AI credits per month and you can't opt out of it.

The only way to banish it is to revert to an earlier version of Office. There is lot of conflicting information and overly complex guides out there, so I thought I'd share the simplest way I found.

How to revert back to an old version of Office that does not have CoPilot

This is fairly simple, thankfully, presuming everything is in the default locations. If not you'll need to adjust the below for where you have things saved.

  1. Click the Windows Button and S to bring up the search box, then type cmd. It will bring up the command prompt as an option. Run it as an administrator.
  2. Paste this into the box at the cursor: cd "\Program Files\Common Files\microsoft shared\ClickToRun"
  3. Hit Enter
  4. Then paste this into the box at the cursor: officec2rclient.exe /update user updatetoversion=16.0.17726.20160
  5. Hit enter and wait while it downloads and installs.
  6. VERY IMPORTANT. Once it's done, open Word, go to File, Account (bottom left), and you'll see a box on the right that says Microsoft 365 updates. Click the box and change the drop down to Disable Updates.

This will roll you back to build 17726.20160, from July 2024, which does not have CoPilot, and prevent it from being installed.

If you want a different build, you can see them all listed here. You will need to change the 17726.20160 at step 4 to whatever build number you want.

This is not a perfect fix, because while it removes CoPilot, it also stops you receiving security updates and bug fixes.

Switching from Office to LibreOffice

At this point, I'm giving up on Microsoft Office/Word. After trying a few different options, I've switched to LibreOffice.

You can download it here for free: https://www.libreoffice.org/

If you like the look of Word, these tutorials show you how to get that look:

If you've been using Word for awhile, chances are you have a significant custom dictionary. You can add it to LibreOffice following these steps.

First, get your dictionary from Microsoft

  1. Go to Manage your Microsoft 365 account: account.microsoft.com.
  2. One you're logged in, scroll down to Privacy, click it and go to the Privacy dashboard.
  3. Scroll down to Spelling and Text. Click into it and scroll past all the words to download your custom dictionary. It will save it as a CSV file.
  4. Open the file you just downloaded and copy the words.
  5. Open Notepad and paste in the words. Save it as a text file and give it a meaningful name (I went with FromWord).

Next, add it to LibreOffice

  1. Open LibreOffice.
  2. Go to Tools in the menu bar, then Options. It will open a new window.
  3. Find Languages and Locales in the left menu, click it, then click on Writing aids.
  4. You'll see User-defined dictionaries. Click New to the right of the box and give it a meaningful name (mine is FromWord).
  5. Hit Apply, then Okay, then exit LibreOffice.
  6. Open Windows Explorer and go to C:\Users[YourUserName]\AppData\Roaming\LibreOffice\4\user\wordbook and you will see the new dictionary you created. (If you can't see the AppData folder, you will need to show hidden files by ticking the box in the View menu.)
  7. Open it in Notepad by right clicking and choosing 'open with', then pick Notepad from the options.
  8. Open the text file you created at step 5 in 'get your dictionary from Microsoft', copy the words and paste them into your new custom dictionary UNDER the dotted line.
  9. Save and close.
  10. Reopen LibreOffice. Go to Tools, Options, Languages and Locales, Writing aids and make sure the box next to the new dictionary is ticked.

If you use LIbreOffice on multiple machines, you'll need to do this for each machine.

Please note: this worked for me. If it doesn't work for you, check you've followed each step correctly, and try restarting your computer. If it still doesn't work, I can't provide tech support (sorry).

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isa5670

This! Yes, go to FOSS!! Learn how to use FOSS, learn how to make FOSS better.

LibreOffice is HUGE and it's GREAT and you don't ever have to touch MS again if you know how to take care of your stuff. STOP DEPENDING ON BIG TECHS!

Also, if you really really need it to be MS Office, just pirate it. Get the 2013 version or something. Go to the internet, learn how to pirate safely. Learn about trustworthy sites, about VPN and the Scene. Learn how to get cracked software. It's not some deepweb, just like put an r/ in front of the 🏴‍☠️ word or something, maybe you'll find something interesting, I don't know. It's a fucking big tech, don't get sad about license stuff or anything. They don't deserve your money, they don't give you an option to opt out, so you do it yourself.

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surqrised
“I promise you nothing is as chaotic as it seems. Nothing is worth your health. Nothing is worth poisoning yourself into stress, anxiety and fear.”

Steve Maraboli

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If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

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b6th

In the right wintry conditions, an ice bridge forms between the Diomede Islands in the Bering Strait. Theoretically, this is the only place where you can walk from Russia to the United States (and vice versa), however travel between one Diomede to the other is strictly forbidden.

On the West side sits Russia’s Big Diomede with a population of 0. The smaller Little Diomede to the East has a small population of 82 (as of 2021).

A bridge between Today and Yesterday, you say? Only there at the right time of year, with a certain amount of luck?

That absolutely has the makings of a quest destination.

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Ive seen people be like in modern fantasy like "oh the pritagonists can just look up spells on their phone how do you solve that"

Imma be honest most people who go on recipe websites and book every recipe they see don't even use them lmao why would with be different

Given how terrible most recipe websites are i can only imagine how bad spell websites would be

Having to navigate someone's entire life story of how they became a witch in order to get to the part where they actually talk about the gods-damned banishing ritual

the number of 'easy 3 step spell to fly' that at best do nothing, and have a good chance of doing something very bad to you is non zero

Three words "BuzzFeed Spell Hacks"

five minute witchcrafts

Can not emphasize enough that there are IRL articles about spells and witchcraft that read like that. It would not be that much of a stretch to go full recipe blogger.

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lasrina
  • Me in the dungeon, typing into Google: "How to cast a light spell"
  • Remembering that time I waded through "This is my family's super-secret can't-miss light spell! When my grandmother was a child in Lithuania, she had a pet pony named Brambles" only for the spell to call for six candles and a bottle of holy lighter fluid
  • Delete delete delete delete
  • Me in the dungeon, typing into Google: "reddit how to cast a light spell"

Trying to figure out if the "moon fed rosemary" is really an important part of the spell or if regular rosemary will work and the author is just trying to get me to spend $19.99 plus shipping

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gluetun

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

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Silmarillion Fandom Terminology Quiz

So, I'm doing a project for linguistics class and I'm studying fandom terminology in the Silmarillion fandom and whether or not demographics make a difference. The only demographics are age category, gender, continent, language background, and fandom background, after which you get into more fun questions, including but not limited to...

  • What is a Blorbo?
  • The Thorn Debate
  • What is "Accidental Baby Acquisition"?
  • Who is Crablor
  • What is a "PWP"

The quiz has three sections: Demographics, General Fandom Terms, and Silmarillion Specific Terms. Have fun with it, share it with your Silm friends!

Hey... *pokes my head out from under a rock*

I know I haven't been active for the past several weeks (school is kicking my ass) but I'm working on a linguistics project for class and I'd really appreciate if you guys could help me out?

Thank you so much! *hides back under rock*

Help a fellow Tolkien fan out, friends!

There's nothing like taking a fandom quiz and going, "Wait! I'm responsible for that pairing back in 2001 --"

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ilye-elf

I had no idea that my tag of "Gil-galad son of Plothole" tag took off as well as it did 🤷‍♀️

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mchi22

Today’s the day

It’s the day!!

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tesslucetram

He definitely did, but since the whole book is supposed to be a translation of something he found and not something he personally wrote, they’re switched for the audience’s convenience. There’s a lot more to it, but here’s a chart of Shire months from the appendices at the end of RoTK. Elves and men are different, but there was no handy chart.

Happy… [squints] Winterfilth, everybody

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berkelbites

Fun fact: that’s likely based on the Anglo-Saxon word for October, Ƿintirfylliþ (Winterfylleth), which refers to winter beginning on October’s first full moon.

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