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Semper Eadem

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obnoxious dog mom. loves yarn, bad jokes, and taylor swift.
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this may be a character flaw, but for me the hook for storytelling is always a romantic love story.

I will always come around to friendship and family and found family, but in order me to go ham on said story and feel it in my bones, I need there to be two people who fell in love first. Or that are falling in love. Or have crazy good tension that I know will lead to them falling in love. There needs to be a love story for me to love it.

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nqsa

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

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mooncustafer

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

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spacegay-yx

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

Billy Joel actually addressed this interpretation!

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If you're trans and you don't have a passport, get one. right now. not in a month, not in a week, get started on it today.

This is the one thing that I would definitely do regardless of state. For those not in the know, a passport is the way to get an easy name or gender marker change onto your ID without a court battle, and that is highly dependent on the Federal administration.

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benoitblanc

leia organa truly has one of the best bait-and-switch character introductions of all time because when you meet her she's this brave, stoic picture of elegance and justice and always knows just what to say to vader and tarkin and is clad in white like an angel and is this perfect two-dimensional archetype of pureness of heart. and then approximately half an hour later into the film she meets luke and han and she IMMEDIATELY shows her true colors as a sarcastic, bitchy control freak with a massive impulsive streak and a deep mine of hyperspecific insults. 10/10 character design i'm obsessed with her

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i think the worst thing about reading reddit reaction posts to tv episodes is that usually, they act like any gay development on a show is a huge bummer. wHy CaN't ThEy JuSt Be fRiEndS???, etc. it's just like: god. why do you miserable fools hate it when cool fun things happen?!?!??!

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I hope that Norwegian swimmer obsessed with the chocolate muffins in the Olympic village dining hall is having a wonderful day. I know absolutely nothing about what’s happening in the Olympics, but I have seen like six videos of him talking about those muffins. I love how committed he is to the bit.

Seven videos guys. He has made seven videos about these muffins in the past three days.

HES STILL GOING 😭💀

Whatever distributor supplied these muffins, they better sponsor him or something. He’s putting in the work.

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downsizing seasons from 22 episodes to 13 to 8. describing miniseries as "8 hour movies". loudly declaring that shows with 20+ episodes per season cannot truly be good. complaining that "it couldve been a movie". complaining about filler episodes. complaining about bottle episodes. complaining about episodes that prioritize character over plot. fr i think y'all just dont like television

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